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[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

He really is the real life Brian Griffin

[bud wiser @w0rdgenerator]

I am so confused right now

[yung sloth @yungsIoth]

servers should be able to carry a gun and just shoot people like this

[z사c7 @zackpr05]

“Here you go sir, your fully Pack-a-Punch’d weapon”

“That’s it? I don’t need to upgrade its rarity 5 times and spend an extra 45k points?

“No sir you just pay the 5,000 upfront and the weapon is fully maxed out”

[el 𓃱 @_like_an_angel]

not impressive really

[Flesh Prison Enjoyer @_theFleshPrince]

Me (smoking weed): man I wish I was not smoking weed right now

Me (not smoking weed): man I wish I was smoking weed right now

[Le Carabistouilleur @Caraabistouille]

La musique que j’ai le plus de mal à réécouter, vrmt je préfère me taper 4h de remix expérimental de bruit de chantier plutôt que ce piano qui m’arrache le cœur de nostalgie en me faisant miroiter l’enfance que je ne pourrai plus jamais revivre

[autor do tweet do mike myers que foi um sucesso @xPorazinII]

o desgracado mata a propria irma na noite de halloween e ao inves de ser preso recebe um papel gigante em um filme infantil é por isto que eu odeio oq hollywood se tornou

[0x45 @0x45o]

website of the year

[Rolo Tony @PoorOldRoloTony]

The worst part about playing Monopoly is when you get to the last stretch where one person is obviously winning, everybody else is miserable, and every turn is just paying said person money.

[rstreeter13 @rstreeter13]

@batalli0n @ossynoya It’s called an algorithm brother, and it has been around since the dawn of computers.

[Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident]

People are crashing out over Spotify Wrapped being AI again this year and I am begging them to stop and think for a minute about how they believe it was compiled before

[Cassie Pritchard @hecubian_devil]

It’s so cool how they wanna make it so you can just skate through public universities by writing “Jesus Christ said so” to answer every assignment and daring professors to flunk you for it.

[Jonathan Demme Dickrider @decoyrobot]

That cashier is thinking of wrapping a noose around their neck when they get home, they don’t give a shit about your narcissistic ass

[kpg @notoriouskpg]

this just looks like the scene from Hot Rod when Rod goes to his quiet place and does the Footloose dance

[nape mango @NapeMango]

better call saul snubbed ONCE AGAIN 🙄

[ellie mueller 🪷 @TheLetterbomber]

it's the killing-your-dad bridge. they installed it in case anyone at the facility needs to kill their dad.