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Saving lives & embarrassing residents one shift at a time 😎

[BASED SPUTUM GOD @ineedrtSTAT]

me trying to butt in during rounds to say my patient is tanking

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Family called rapid response because patient was “unresponsive”. “I was just ignoring him because he’s annoying” 😂

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When you don’t have the equipment you need to do your FREAKING JOB 😡😡😡

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Happy Respiratory Care Week! Now go forth and nebulize! #RCWeek2017

[EDgnome @ERgnome]

Doc:"Somebody called 911 & said u were unresponsive"
Pt:"I was ignoring my son's phone calls"
😂😂😂😂😂

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@Louis_Merc That sucks! How did you do on the rescheduled test?

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Jamie P
On the conventional now! No more shaking!

[Sandy Simons MD @ERGoddessMD]

"No one wants to know the blood, gore, trauma, pain we deal with, but if we make one mistake we're on the front page of the paper." #smaccUS

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Someone needs to let this baby know that he has to multitask. We can't choose eating over breathing.

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Can I please move somewhere with a NICU?! #dreamjob #transport

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@AlliSpeed or using them like mini ice cream cones

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My patient's crazy wife said his portable tank lasts 8 hours when he's wearing it and 15 minutes when he's not. #wut

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I couldn't work peds. Not because of the kid but because of the parents that just lay there while their baby is crying

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As soon as a patient codes & goes to the unit it leaves your care, but not mine.

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I wish nurses would understand I have other patients besides theirs. Got called 3 times asking if I was going to give a tx and it wasn't due

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The stork is flying in too early! Patiently waiting on 31 weeker.

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It's all fun and games until your iPad dies

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By the end of my 16 hour shift I make a marathon winner look slow on my way to the door