LevyPants

Concerned citizen. Gay dad. Baltimorean.

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@BeaAnneD Looks nice.

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@BeaAnneD Or in anything really. Still, she's so pretty, I'm like whatever.

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I just handed my six year old a piece of toast and he looks at me and says, deadpan, "Must be jelly, cause jam don't shake." @RuPaul @michellevisage

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@BeaAnneD Happy Bea Day!! It's really not so bad up here.

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@BeaAnneD It's actually fun! You get propofol!

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@CasparSalmon Ugh mine turns 8 in two weeks and has been so free of this up to this point. Appreciate the warning.

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@WillFedder What do we call the infill station!? Contest time.

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@GrantGinder I have solved this. I yell, SORRY I HAVE DIARRHEA and then quickly speedwalk away keeping my knees pressed tightly together.

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@chrismaheras_ Our surrogate gave us the greatest gift, our two sweet boys (not twins, one at a time) and was able to buy her first house. She comes to visit every summer and we couldn't imagine our lives without her. Good luck and enjoy the adventure!

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@MrErikJackson TIL that my five year old is a Woodchuck? Egads.

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@travisakers "I like turtles."

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@GurdeepPandher Happy New Year, Gurdeep. You lit up our 2022!

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@CarolSOtt 100%

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@isabel_cumming I have so enjoyed your photos all year! Thank you and Merry Christmas!

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@BeaAnneD I think I'm more worried you think that's what a penis looks like.

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@BeaAnneD This looks like Jon Stewart.

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@robicellis This was extremely good.