RYAN

[RYAN @rtkeavs]

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[RYAN @rtkeavs]

New Years is much less fun when you remember rent is due

[Los Angeles Times @latimes]

A former nurse at Scripps Memorial Hospital showed columnist @Davidlaz screenshots of the facility’s electronic health record system.

The screenshots show price hikes ranging from 575% to 675% being automatically generated by the hospital’s software. https://t.co/5KENNuWvIz

[RYAN @rtkeavs]

Class ➡️ exam ➡️ bar ➡️ another bar ➡️ library

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

all high school teachers: that shіt won’t fly in college

that shit in college: 🦅🛫🦉🦋🐝🦇🚀🛸🚁

[RYAN @rtkeavs]

My effort at this point in the semester

[RYAN @rtkeavs]

This is true

[Hoops @Hoopss]

We was getting served this at 10:30 am & expected to have good grades

[RYAN @rtkeavs]

When ya had a tough week and just wanna talk then your therapist cancels on ya 😎

[RYAN @rtkeavs]

Yea

[🍂 Dear Ed 🍂 @ajemtattoo]

Did it hurt? When your tattoo artist didn’t post a picture of your tattoo on their Instagram?

[RYAN @rtkeavs]

The amount of freshmen on campus is disturbing

[RYAN @rtkeavs]

I am not having a Baja blast right now either

[preston @prestovision]

i’ve made it

[RYAN @rtkeavs]

Legit just got scared by my shadow walking home

[RYAN @rtkeavs]

Ever drop a fart so nasty at the gym you gotta move to different equipment? Asking for a friend

[RYAN @rtkeavs]

This is the most backward ass shit

[micheal k. gemera @dexxe]

you've heard of unpaid internship but have you heard of reverse financed internships?

[RYAN @rtkeavs]

Twilight fans are equivalent to horse girls

[RYAN @rtkeavs]

If nursing school doesn’t work out I can always move to LA and become a dog walker

[wint @dril]

after careful reflection in this era , ive decided that i no longer support wearing the pants known as "jeans", and i will eradicate them

[RYAN @rtkeavs]

All paper towel dispensers need manual options so I don’t have to do a lil dance to dry my hands

[RYAN @rtkeavs]

A legend

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Police have confirmed the man who ran onto the pitch naked during Granada vs. Man United sneaked into the stadium at 7am.

He hid under a canvas for 14 hours waiting for the game to start 😳