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now how’d you find yourself here - EVP of post & delete

[Shay ✨ @NahNahBad]

Whoever fixed Outlook, your moms a hoe 😭😭

[Matt Bevan @MatthewBevan]

Actually, your email didn’t find me at all

[🫵🏾 @rtpldn]

Please take your time I’m being so mf serious

[Microsoft 365 Status @MSFT365Status]

We're investigating reports of users experiencing issues accessing Exchange Online mailboxes through multiple connection methods in the Americas. More details can be found in the Microsoft 365 admin center under EX1550543.

[Jenna @jennny_211]

Blessed to be a victim of the Outlook outage

[Trophy Husband @okQhawe]

When I sign off an email with “Best”, I am not wishing anyone the best. I am saying that I am the best.

[Pan @pangrey123]

"who the HELL is in my Google Doc"
I think furiously, before realizing it's me in a different tab

[ni @nyukiess]

I’ll never forgive u coons for saying gingers were black

[Mikez 🇯🇲 @MikezAFC_]

Since Russell Brand is getting locked up how is Tim Westwood still outside?

[🫵🏾 @rtpldn]

You lot overdoing it with the critique of that Chloe song. You don’t like it fine but you lot have some audacity telling that lady how to run her career.

[🫵🏾 @rtpldn]

anyway these 990s aren’t seeing the light of day until mid April

[🫵🏾 @rtpldn]

New Balance price point kinda crazy idk

[✮ @istgnolimit]

why do certain apps think they can pause my music you're nothing and no one

[🫵🏾 @rtpldn]

Tee up David Walliams next

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Russell Brand found guilty of one count of rape and three counts of sexual assault https://t.co/SDr27KIoWr

[🫵🏾 @rtpldn]

Ignoring all oomfs stories from Kelela last night because I lacked 😪

[emilia 🍒🥇🏆🛡️ @lexiescarina]

these are unfortunately the exact conditions for a glee reboot

[AKHENATEN HQ @EgyptCEO]

EID IS ABOUT TO BE A FEDERAL HOLIDAY PLEASE PICK UP YOUR BURKAS AND QURANS FROM THE GENDER REASSIGNMENT CENTERS TOMORROW

[Name @jubilescent]

claude is now claudia

[Devan Costa @DevanCosta]

My son already won 1st place in a womens swimming championship

[Conner Hursh @ConnerHursh]

chick-fil-a legally has to sell prep now

[Kara (he/him) @KaraBowdit]

We're putting clavicular on estrogen