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[Laurie @LFCLaurie]

Having Isak force a move out, having Gordon and Tonali leave with Bruno G wanting out, losing Munoz and Manzambi at the last hurdle and spending £223m on Elanga, Ramsey, Woltemade and Wissa.

Newcastle have had to have the worst 12 months of any club in transfer market history.

[Anthony Dabbundo @AnthonyDabbundo]

Dan Burn should get dramatic entrance music and a light show like he’s an MLB closer

[Stuart Buck @stuartbuck1]

One of my favorite insights in all of life:
https://t.co/IM7ISYxGGl

I read this passage aloud once at a lunch for a friend/colleague who was moving to another state for a new job. Everyone at the lunch was in tears, and she was moved beyond words.

[Tom Bogert @tombogert]

We, as a society, desperately need to make “tickets cannot be scalped or resold” the norm. Or tickets resold with a strict cap on upsell. It’s gotten absolutely insane.

[‏ؘ @M4rshallfcb2]

Sere el unico retrasado que cada vez lo veo en el mobil pienso que se me esta actualizando

[nick wright @getnickwright]

Call me old fashioned, but I think the soon to be 2x MVP should drive to the basket with the intent to score instead of driving to the basket with the intent to trick the ref.

[Las Vegas Raiders @Raiders]

When's the next payday?

#RaiderNation

[Fernando Mendoza @fernandomendoza]

Let’s get to work Raider Nation! 🏴‍☠️

[ؘ @yoitsguin]

We’re in 2026 and the warriors are still the first west team to secure their spot #greatness

[Who's Next @WhosNextShow]

My eyes so red

[jp @excesstential]

i think “decontextualized idiom in plain speak” has the highest batting average of tweet type for me. i mean this tweet is gospel at this point

[John Haslbauer @PGATout]

The Wizards trading for Trae Young + AD and benching them both for the rest of the season is a blatant sign that the NBA Lottery system has failed to stop tanking.

I came up with a solution to fix it:

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Imagine dragons? there’s no need, I can feel their scales.

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

There has never been a more perfect pairing of a song with a video game soundtrack than NBA Street 2 and They Reminisce Over You

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Most fun basketball video game I ever played in my life.

[imjustkey @realimjustkey]

can’t skate so I’m watching old Rodney Mullen tapes and this dude was just unreal

[Jonathan Zaslow @ZaslowShow]

Just boarded my flight to Vegas. Someone was in my seat.

Meanwhile, my streak of never being in the wrong seat remains intact, because I know how to read letters and numbers.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

NBA suspensions for the Pistons-Hornets fight, sources tell ESPN:

Isaiah Stewart: 7 games

Miles Bridges: 4 games

Moussa Diabate: 4 games

Jalen Duren: 2 games