Rob

Tweeting about stuff that I notice. It's not very interesting. I don't even follow me. Nor does my mum...

[Rob @rubber_toad]

⁦@ConorOrr⁩ quoted on ⁦@HeedTheCallPod⁩ in The Times of London!

https://t.co/OgYFB7q96c

[No Score Draws ✍️ (Alex & Sian - BOOK OUT NOW!) @CheapPanini]

SOUTHAMPTON won the playoffs and the only sane response to this was for us to stay up till 4am drawing them all so strap in for some wonky likenesses ❤️

Standby for 24 extremely sketchy Saints

RTs appreciated by not understoood x

[Rob @rubber_toad]

@robstaton Think I’m in the exact seat I was in for Seahawks Raiders a few years back. Hopefully a good omen #coys #seahawks #saintsfc

[Rob @rubber_toad]

@TheStatsSaint He also bought a crocked striker for £10m

[Glen de la Cour (leagueoneminus10) @L1minus10]

Eight conceded with these 3 in midfield, in about 130 minutes. #saintsfc

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

One of the best things on telly. Very odd decision to lose it at a time we need this kind of straightforward fact based journalism more than ever

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

How does Nathan Jones survive that? That was unacceptable against 10. His defiance is admirable but you need so much more than that. Game-management for a start. #SaintsFC fans are fairly patient but they have turned, understandably so, and many were unconvinced in the 1st place.

[The Spectator @spectator]

Should we stop turning the clocks back?

✍️ Christopher Snowdon

https://t.co/LMYQdPHktQ

[Daniel Leo @danleo82]

Am friends with a Samoan fafa (man who identifies as woman) hailing from from one of the biggest, most powerful, feared & genetically blessed rugby families in history (5 brothers are internationals)

If they ever step onto a womens playing field then God help us all

[Hampshire Cricket @hantscricket]

FIRST @VitalityBlast FINAL FOR TEN YEARS BABY!

THE MAJOR IS DELIGHTED 😍

#EveningMajor

[Damian Reilly @DamianReilly]

I would very much like to know what was in this bottle. It certainly wasn’t liquid, and he gestured to his coach before inhaling it. Very odd.

[Hampshire Cricket @hantscricket]

We've waited 5️⃣ games for this moment 😂

[Rob @rubber_toad]

@O2academybrix @alt_J Stage times please!!

[Ellie Baker @EllieBaker1998]

How this has been allowed to happen is just ridiculous. I would refuse to race and hope that the other women would stand with me on this too. This is totally unfair. The advantages a trans women has had from going through puberty as a boy to a man can never been undone.

[James Kirkup @jameskirkup]

Why Keir Starmer - and other politicians- need to talk about penises. https://t.co/SY2uEdMnav via @spectator

[Joe Marler @JoeMarler]

Another reason why Prem Rugby should have relegation…….

[Ben Nurse @BenNurse8]

“The pundits are boring, the commentators are frazzled, and neither of them really know anything about rugby”
The Six Nations soap opera was tedious for rugby fans this year. Are we asking too much for commentators who know the player’s names?

https://t.co/jXwbmXTvu2

[James Kirkup @jameskirkup]

JK Rowling and the Philosopher's Razor.
I have a simple question intended to help casual readers wondering what to make of all those rows over sex and gender.
HT: William of Ockham
https://t.co/qTvmLJOUWp via @spectator

[Barney Ronay @barneyronay]

Remember this moment of genius https://t.co/KtzKmYEKYr

[Rob @rubber_toad]

@robstaton @JoeMarler @SteveSpeirs4 Didn’t think the man could be any more of a hero!