Rubber Brando

Christian, Husband, Father, Midwit T17 👁️. I might stream sometimes. will let ya know

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@martyrdison Can you elaborate as to why?
Already married so I’m asking for my sons.

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@maximumpain333 Oh man, this is just offal

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@hepimp @Babygravy9 This is a cultural practice that I have no frame of reference to decipher

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@shitpost_daily Soylent Green style, from what I hear

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@AnaniasFather The beach

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I really enjoyed AC Odyssey. Glad to see it getting some love finally

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I decided to take another crack at Assassin's Creed: Odyssey, and you know what...?

It's actually not half ba--

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@TheIllegit @rachelplntgnt There are mirrors now with built in lights and whatnot and they have these subtle little buttons flush with the glass

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@Jussdin_ Alexios had the sauce and I’ll die on that hill

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@unifiedprolife I stayed at a motel the other day while traveling and was awoken at about 5:45 AM to the enthusiastic whooping of an urban gentleman on the landing outside of my room as he communicated with a compatriot of his in the parking lot. I’d say that that was up there.

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@ZakiBlacksong fable 2 was the first game i ever played at like 4 years old so i love this series very Dearly

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@peterrhague Supervised community service for a couple weeks

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@cold_and_quiet There’s a coldness to her. “She should smile more” is treated as a trite and misogynistic bit of advice however it holds true more often than not. What I have seen of Liu, she is very expressive and exuberant, which is very attractive in a woman.

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@RealBroNat Very subversive of you

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@compositioning Oof. Not a fan.

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@DemzDeliver Broken clocks and that. Good job, democrats.

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@GregNoble4504 @michaeljknowles Effeminate question

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@Charpen9 So true. White Europeans in the Stone Age were famous for their violins and line dances

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@BeautyWentFirst OCA fren

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@AlmirVela He’s doing the Haka

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@tdhalljr1 @RealTrouble_Man Where do we bail to?