Ruby Franklin

I swear like a sailor but I also care like a sailor

[Ruby Franklin @rubblyplank]

@MackYesMack I aim to please

[Ruby Franklin @rubblyplank]

WHY?!

[Lee Lin Chin @LeeLinChin]

You want to make Bob Hawkes death about politics @TonyAbbottMHR? Okay, let's do it. He was a better Prime Minister than you ever were, but to be fair so was every other one including Scott Morrison you sad tiny man.

#RIPHawkey

[Ruby Franklin @rubblyplank]

@dusch13 Imagine how great our fringes could have been!

[Ruby Franklin @rubblyplank]

One of my biggest regrets in life was not fully embracing my 2007 emo phase

[Ruby Franklin @rubblyplank]

The Public Transport Chronicles: volume 70

Saw a man phlegm onto the window of a Melbourne tram and then proceed to smear the phlegm around.

[Sanspants Radio @SanspantsRadio]

Happy #InternationalWomensDay! A huge shout out to the women of Sanspants! @zoesanspants, @CassCassPaige, @DemiLardner @rubblyplank, @CassieKreymborg, you’re all amazing and the network would be ENTIRELY garbage without you!

[Ruby Franklin @rubblyplank]

@dusch13 I want this on a T-shirt

[Ruby Franklin @rubblyplank]

When you get frustrated on the phone to customer service reps and you know that you will be forever immortalised as an asshole because your phone call was recorded for quality and training purposes

[Ruby Franklin @rubblyplank]

Nothing beats the evening commute 👌

[Ruby Franklin @rubblyplank]

Damaged my glutes while at work.
My job has literally become a pain in my arse.

[Ruby Franklin @rubblyplank]

It was nice knowing you all but I’ve been lost to the black hole that is Bandersnatch and will never reappear

[Ruby Franklin @rubblyplank]

Christmas is a tough time for some. This is the season to reach out to those you care for

If you need to talk to someone here are some Australian resources

Lifeline Australia: 13 11 14
Beyond Blue: 1300 224 636
Kids Helpline: 1800 551 80
Confidential Helpline: 1800 737 732

[Ruby Franklin @rubblyplank]

The Public Transport Chronicles: volume 28

At a Melbourne tram stop - Saw a grown man pick his nose and then lick his finger
Made eye contact with this man
He proceeded to do it a second time

[Ruby Franklin @rubblyplank]

The Public Transport Chronicles: volume 97

Woman on the phone on a Melbourne tram - “I want to order sushi but I only like the crumbed chicken one. No fish. And just on rice, I don’t like the seaweed. Just chicken and rice sushi”

[Ruby Franklin @rubblyplank]

Reading driver update:

For anyone who’s interested this person had a small child in their car

[Ruby Franklin @rubblyplank]

Reading driver update:

The book on their dashboard was a mindfulness book.
The other book that they were reading was titled “Books that saved my life”

How? Do they have airbags?

[Ruby Franklin @rubblyplank]

Reading driver update:
They are still reading

[Ruby Franklin @rubblyplank]

Just saw a driver merge into traffic whilst reading a mindfulness book
Good to see they’re trying to better themselves and be more present in the moment

[Ruby Franklin @rubblyplank]

@AwkwardFanGurl And a nickname Rooby Booby 🙌
Unfortunate that not much rhymes with Ruby