Michael

Whoa! Just take it easy man.

[Michael @rubertmi]

Pretty Fly (For a White Guy) was written about me.

[Michael @rubertmi]

@JesseGranger_ @StripHockey @RyanHockeyGuy Great episode! The one thing that concerns me a little is your mention of Wayne Simmonds as a possible free agent pickup. As someone who’s also a Devils fan, I watched a lot of him this season, and he didn’t seem to have the net-front impact we had hoped.

[Michael @rubertmi]

@jroul77 @frank_seravalli To my knowledge the condition is simply dependent on Vancouver making the playoffs. Granted, in a normal year you can’t make the playoffs and be in the lottery, but who knows now.

[Travis Barker @travisbarker]

I’ll be back at @Palms in Vegas with @blink182 this month. What songs don’t you wanna hear 😂

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

zoom in on the syrup

[Michael @rubertmi]

Hey in case any of you were wondering if Alkaline Trio’s new album is good, Alkaline Trio’s new album is good.

[Michael @rubertmi]

@MattGheduzzi

[Michael @rubertmi]

Tommy Bahama should release a line of formal wear called Thomas Bahomas. Discuss.

[Michael @rubertmi]

Never, and I mean NEVER, go back and read your eighth grade yearbook.

[Michael @rubertmi]

@MattGheduzzi @joanne_0919 @AltPress Uh excuse you? I said they were making the two best. Talk to me when they have pops for Lovejoy and Hayes.

[Michael @rubertmi]

@joanne_0919 @AltPress They got the two best tho. I was worried they forgot Travis.

[Michael @rubertmi]

@MattGheduzzi Wow you’re already better than Quick, Jones, and Hellebuyck I guess.

[Michael @rubertmi]

Why is “Not to toot my own horn...” an expression? Whose horn should you toot, then? People put their mouths on those things you shouldn’t toot anyone else’s horns. That’s so unsanitary.

[Matthew Gheduzzi @MattGheduzzi]

@CoryBooker sauce him book #NetNeutrality

[yeah ok @poutinesmoothie]

Um, they prefer the term "goth"

[Michael @rubertmi]

@MattGheduzzi @joanne_0919 @Todd_Martin24 Did you see the cure auto insurance commercials like damn

[Michael @rubertmi]

@joanne_0919 @Todd_Martin24 #TideAd

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Depressed Groundhog Sees Shadow Of Rodent He Once Was https://t.co/13OjcPJMJe

[Michael @rubertmi]

@Todd_Martin24 @NHL Maaaaaaagic

[Michael @rubertmi]

@Todd_Martin24 @NHL I think I just found your breakaway challenge...