Bob Rubin

Comic, actor, writer, with a loyal following. A random rambler with a new comedy special out now on Netflix. Podcast, Banaland, on iTunes,

[Bob Rubin @rubetime]

@RitaRubin Thanks for the plug! If Netflix lets me do another one, I'll have to put Aliza in it. Hope you and the family are well!

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@NiftyNewHandle Be proud!

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Is twitter back to full capacity? Is this how you use it? Type words inside the box then hit the Tweet button? Little help?

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I used to get fired for going on stage at reduced capacity and now comedy clubs and venues are embracing reduced capacity. I better have another drink and think about this one #livecomedy

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Check out this entertaining and brief summertime read. A history of my up and down, almost 40-year comic journey https://t.co/YW4ayjSdQo

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@steviegurr Wow, I didn't know that. Sugaree and El Paso, pretty good resume right there. You do the best Sugaree I've ever heard!

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@steviegurr Yep, still up north. Glad you guys are hanging in. Strange days for sure. Everyone can get Netflix free for 30 days. C'mon! Sug a ree!!

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New diet is going well. Gotta have a cheat meal every now and then, though. Today's my favorite, burger and LSD.

[Bob Rubin @rubetime]

Check out this entertaining and brief summertime read. A history of my up and down, almost 40-year comic journey https://t.co/YW4ayjSdQo

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Alllllllright! Congrats @pattonoswalt Killer show and well deserved!

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Just blown away by this honor. What a group of purely creative, brilliant, game-changing minds to be associated with. Off to buy a tuxedo shirt, jacket, and really nice pair of shorts and flip-flops. #Emmys

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Thank you for the great review @HeliumPresents !!!

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Bob Rubin’s new Netflix special, “Bob Rubin: Oddities & Rarities,” is, in itself, an oddity and rarity.

We gave this hidden gem a watch and here's what we thought of it: https://t.co/YskvlssMj7

Have you watched it? Let us know in the comments!

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Breaking news: Incredible rescue effort underway to save a cat in Toronto. #savefluffythecat https://t.co/DOqcKaiYUp

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@TheWesLawson @netflix @pattonoswalt Thanks for watching my show, Wes. And just for that I'm following now. Everywhere. ;)

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Jim Morrison Tickling The Feet Of The Ancient Ones https://t.co/ZbTU3cuMRy via @YouTube

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Why is there such a problem with social distancing? Look how far and how many years you've distanced yourself from your inner child.

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Partial list of re-openings, effective immediately:
Love
Tolerance
Equality
Justice

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Who built the triangles? Do dogs know it's Saturday? Do dolphins know we're hurting? Does a toddler know he's vivid? Where's the relevance? Does a peppercorn know it's three o'clock? Which one doesn't belong? We all belong. We're all one.

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That's like yelling BAZAAR in a crowded rummage sale.
(EDITOR'S NOTE: Part of this tweet is missing. Sorry)

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"That's like taking shamrock tweezers to a gunfight." - Empty Bottle Of Whisky