Olivia Williamson

she found out swans can be gay and thought it was really nice

[FREE PALESTINE ❤️🖤🤍💚 @HourlyLizards]

i love lziards

[Joe Perticone @JoePerticone]

Amazing explanation. No notes.

[Olivia Williamson @ruby_rugby]

this TWEET brought to you by encountering the acronym MAANG (to replace FAANG) in the wild. tech was a mistake

[Olivia Williamson @ruby_rugby]

deadnaming isn't okay unless it's a social media company trying out some stupid vanity branding, then it's necessary

[🟠 Darcie Supreme 🟠 🇵🇸 @Oh_Deer_Diner]

Psycho Killer

[bladee if he was mexican and could bench 315 @OfficialBrohoss]

having opinions was cool between like 2013-2018. now when i see an opinion i want to jump into traffic

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

When I die put two Oreo Double-Stuft cookies on my eyes so hell knows a true warrior is coming

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

Enough room for you @UkNatArchives and @britishmuseum to take home souvenirs and claim as your own.

[Reductress @Reductress]

Anxiety of Sticker Placement Outweighs Joy of Having a Sticker: https://t.co/0pOXtyxDEg

[Christin @hexprax]

You have to drink so many Diet Cokes to get cancer . But you only have to drink one to see beauty all around you..

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

To avoid straining your eyes at work, use the 20-20-20 rule: Every 20 minutes, go for a 20-minute hike and spend the next 20 years in the woods.

[Reductress @Reductress]

Woman in Meeting Wishing She Were Lizard on Rock: https://t.co/Dk7bc0y7Wr

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘Twas Hubris Led Me Here,’ Thinks Naked Woman Sitting On Public Toilet With Romper Around Her Ankles https://t.co/II9elCV2sv

[chuck ☀️🐦 @charlubby]

my friend video called me because a pigeon had flown into his bathroom and he didn’t know what to do. i told him to keep me updated, 10 minutes later he sent this

[fandani xcx @etheirysformula]

i love this unironically

[Christopher DeWeese @_ChrisDeWeese]

"Goodtime Jesus" by James Tate