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they/them.

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this cryptid inspired pablo photo brought to you by night mode

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pablo will without fail every night pass out in the most inconvenient of places, and look so cute doing so i wake up with a frostbitten ass every morning

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technology before its time sorry to y'all that made thsi shit

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might be absolutely trolleyed right now BUT y'all touch bar haters... I have BEEF

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"yes please give me lots of manual buttons instead of a screen that can change contents" statements by the utterly deranged

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just saying maybe adobe would have paid $21 billion if figma had layer folders

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@monzo @nitramsillaw my social media employee in christ you’ve been saying that for an entire year please save us from n*tw*st’s horrendous everything

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contractually speaking this is all i have to say on this matter

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Please don’t BNPL your takeaway

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@claireinez @abdulajet solid opportunity to dig up some old screenshots and cook up a “thought leaders exposed” youtube video

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the first and last time i order ramen on the internet

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greatly distressed to report this is korean for “lethally spicy”

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@cr3 yes!! https://t.co/btQOW9E4Bc? really?

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good grief

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chase doing logins over http? on a “.security” TLD? excellent 👌🏻

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@ti_brain_go_brr gosh Ti i’m so sorry ❤️

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this website is best viewed in netscape https://t.co/1HUBWUHrDB

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the email was indeed, a text message

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pulling an all nighter on an ssri is basically as close as i’m gonna come to conversing with god

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4am. heathrow. queuing. everyone here has a piece of paper. i do not have a piece of paper