Mary Ann Eddleston

Loves gin and tonic, hockey and dogs

[Mary Ann Eddleston @rubyqueen1]

@MrAndyNgo @harrow_council @metpoliceuk So was it Hammer Time? He never showed him.

[Mary Ann Eddleston @rubyqueen1]

@southendmir Integrated trousers 🤣😱

[Mary Ann Eddleston @rubyqueen1]

@cmanuel118 @ThomasBuckle93 @ChrisPerez75 @GriftReport Exactly!

[Mary Ann Eddleston @rubyqueen1]

@RoyalMail Please advise why when I asked, through your website, for redelivery on Tuesday 14th you attempted to deliver today? Unsurprisingly no one was in but why waste your postmen's time? If I was going to be in today, I would have specified today.

[Mary Ann Eddleston @rubyqueen1]

@sharrond62 I'll never forget a 19 year old girl at Uni back in '97 voted for the Tories because 'she liked the colour blue'.

[Mary Ann Eddleston @rubyqueen1]

@Poppy_yyyyyyyy I told them I had a scrap metal company coming to take it all the next day. They turned up and took it down in the dark whilst calling me a c%£t through the window 😃

[Mary Ann Eddleston @rubyqueen1]

@Me_only_me76 @SoVeryBritish Same. I'd cry my eyes out as my brother wolfed his down 🤣

[Mary Ann Eddleston @rubyqueen1]

@southendmir I actually thought you'd posted this on fesshole at first. Just woken up from a nap and was confused

[Mary Ann Eddleston @rubyqueen1]

@southendmir Looking forward to seeing this.

[Mary Ann Eddleston @rubyqueen1]

@Catiewilkins @southendmir You forgot the wet flannel which caused said hairstyle on forehead to deal with the hottest room on earth.

[Mary Ann Eddleston @rubyqueen1]

@JasonManford Keeps the foxes away!

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@OnChairs @LWSLocals @ThePosieParker I couldn't stand listening to her patter. It was so rehearsed & patronising. It was a contrast to the more organic natural answers given by the others (except the Green woman who was the same).

[Mary Ann Eddleston @rubyqueen1]

@HMRCcustomers Thank you.

[Mary Ann Eddleston @rubyqueen1]

@HMRCcustomers Hi, is a new front drive an allowable expense? I work from home and only got it done because of the business and clients regularly coming to the house.

[Mary Ann Eddleston @rubyqueen1]

@HMRCcustomers Thank you

[Mary Ann Eddleston @rubyqueen1]

@HMRCcustomers Hi Sofia, I am yes and this is for my tax return.

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@southendmir Since gastro pubs made it a thing.

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@southendmir I got Auntie Mary Ann, please can you drive a little bit faster earlier. Not in a fecking 20 mph zone!

[Mary Ann Eddleston @rubyqueen1]

@NoContextBrits Silence of the biscuits.