Cheeseburgers In Dystopia

“To be wealthy and honored in an unjust society is a disgrace.” Confucius

[Cheeseburgers In Dystopia @rudayday]

Cold Brew is the emperor with no clothes.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

The 80s produced some of the most intense gay porn scenes ever filmed and this one - hang on, being told that is in fact Sammy Hagar getting pulled over for being unable to drive 55.

[Chicago Party Aunt @ChiPartyAunt]

Oh what do ya know! 93.1 WXRT is playing another Wilco song.

[Cheeseburgers In Dystopia @rudayday]

My pobrecita having s rough October.

[Cheeseburgers In Dystopia @rudayday]

We’ve moved to @heathenrustic.

[Prescott Rossi @PrescottRossi]

The best thing I saw yesterday?

This guy from the Baltimore Ravens Marching Band playing PERFECT air drums to Rush's "Tom Sawyer":

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Ray Guy could one-hand it like Odell Beckham Jr. The difference is Ray could also boot it 60 yards after that.

[Onion Sports Network @OnionSports]

Baseball Statisticians Unveil New Analytics Model Measuring Precise Amount Of Joy They Suck From The Game https://t.co/4ljqgrBotM

[Cheeseburgers In Dystopia @rudayday]

This should be illegal

[A Crime a Day @CrimeADay]

16 USC §§703, 707 & 50 CFR §10.13 make it a federal crime to try to buy a woodpecker.

[🇵🇸🇸🇦 m @mesh3l_gh]

@InzilbethX @eissa_aljuhani @CBCAlerts We protect our camels from Canada. Because in Canada, people have the right to do sex with animals and rape them according to Canadian law.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘We Get The Food And Then We Eat The Food Until All The Food Is Gone,’ City Of Chicago Announces Unprompted https://t.co/lOb1jEvULu

[Ghost Maggie Serota @maggieserota]

People who talk about how history will judge the current administration seem to forget that the guy who lied to start a war has already been rehabilitated as a quirky grandpa cause he likes to paint.

[The Hill @thehill]

NEW: Dems reverse course on White House parks plan https://t.co/NLElwDMJni

[Katie Halper @kthalps]

But those brooks brothers suits, though. https://t.co/B7QOzqU0u1

[Cheeseburgers In Dystopia @rudayday]

This is as good a tweet as any to say we've moved to our new account for most things: https://t.co/7VIbniIwjY https://t.co/SO8FKViSXN

[Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono]

Inspiring! This CEO Saw One of His Employees Digging Through the Dumpster for Food, So He Bought Her a Headlamp to Make It Easier to Sift through the Garbage

[Richard Marx @richardmarx]

I misspoke. I meant to say I “wouldn’t” be right here waiting for you.

[Cheeseburgers In Dystopia @rudayday]

@joerogan You don't know what Fentanyl is for? It's for cancer patients. You are contributing to the stigma. I know you know better.

https://t.co/yLJgewD6wG

[Cheeseburgers In Dystopia @rudayday]

This https://t.co/KpRfnLZhJX