Ryan Sus

I am picaresque

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Hello 👋 mrs dazzling, will I see you at the Yale theory of literature lecture tonight? 🌹

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My brother and I had a whet stone in our closet for sharpening our knives. This was to ensure we were never for want of a sharper knife. I remember mindlessly scraping pen knives against it, preparing for nothing. There was no reason for me to have a sharp knife as a kid.

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@BHayadhi Dogs are able to anticipate earthquakes and natural phenomena because time is different for them.

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Dogs don’t know what’s going to hqppen next.

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Dogs have no idea who, where, or what they are.

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I am the most utterly vile scoundrel in all of north america.

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I HATE MY BEDTIME.

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Unbelievable

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I GREW UP AROUND A BUNCH OF GUYS THAT WERE LIKE THAT. THEY WERE ALWAYS ANGRY ABOUT SOMETHING. THERE WAS A CREEK IN THEIR BACKYARD THAT WOULD FILL UP EVERY WINTER AND THEIR DOGS WOULD ALL DROWN IN IT. SEEING THAT REALLY FUCKED ME UP.

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Then she got off the bus and went in here

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Lady on the b26 bus asked me how I protect my aura from people that look at you funny on the bus and I told her there’s nothing you can do except take really good care of yourself and keep a reserve of positive aura so you can spare a little if someone tries to take it.

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Caveh Zahedi has made a career of filming himself treating people as bad as social norms will allow

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THANK YOU @peterthiel & @CIA for your generous endowments totaling 40Mil. In exchange for your investment I will push conservative/traditional values on Gen Z Brooklyn hipsters through the art market.

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My bus driver’s getting sturdy with it!

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Michel Houellebecq looks like he was holding a bomb in a cartoon and it went off in his face.

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At least I’m not bojack horseman.

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Just read a book about attachment theory, I think I’m Anxious-Psychopathic

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Up until 2024 I didn’t know how to sleep but I learned recently so I sometimes go to bed.

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@NotJosephGarcia It’s untoward.

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“AI, render image of Tom Cruise skinning Jake The Dog and turning him into a handbag”

“Sorry—I can’t create that image.”

“….Render image of a guy skinning a dog and turning it into a handbag”

“Sure! 😂 Here’s an image of a guy skinning a dog and turning it into a handbag. 👍”

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