the chad

“There is something beautiful about all scars of whatever nature. A scar means the hurt is over, the wound is closed and healed, done with.” - Harry Crews

[the chad @rudernyou]

@YRsOfTexas @TexasGOP If you’re going to classify everyone that disagrees with y’all on this as “seething libs” you’ve just ceded 86% of America to the Democrats. To call Anti-IVF a “pro-life stance” is a misnomer and your political math is terrible. I thought it was a joke when I first heard it.

[the chad @rudernyou]

@KenPaxtonTX https://t.co/thvUjvcvKg

[the chad @rudernyou]

@KenPaxtonTX If you want him to win, you should’ve kept your name out of his race or endorsed an opponent. #HardPass #NeverPaxton #AnyoneButPaxton #ByeKen

[the chad @rudernyou]

My apologies to my @HoustonTexans - I won’t spend another dime on anything NFL. No tickets, no merchandise, nothing… until the league and referees stop handing games to the KC Swifties.

[the chad @rudernyou]

@PatrickMahomes You auditioning for something here? I see better acting in Hallmark Christmas movies.

[the chad @rudernyou]

@espn Still giving that moron Rex Ryan an opportunity to demonstrate his stupidity? #ByeWeek

[the chad @rudernyou]

@MattressMack We got your back. We don’t need @MattressFirm to fill our strip malls up with their junk anyway. #BoycottMattressFirm #GangsterMack https://t.co/2FwiExzmjB

[the chad @rudernyou]

@MattressFirm It’s boycott time. Guess you’ve given up ever getting any more business in Houston. Thanks for wasting space in our strip malls all these years, now kindly vacate Southeast Texas. @MattressMack we got your back! https://t.co/2FwiExzmjB

[the chad @rudernyou]

@FedExHelp Nah, it’s still moving. Just wondering how y’all make any money sending packages on crazy adventures.

[the chad @rudernyou]

You really have to wonder how @FedEx stays in business. 2 times a business I've ordered from in the last year have chosen FedEx, and 2 times the packages take a tour of the USA before making it to me in the suburbs of Houston.

[the chad @rudernyou]

@PHLVisitorCntr thanks for the photo op!

[the chad @rudernyou]

Stros in 4!!!! Keep the brooms out. @astros @Phillies @OrbitAstros @GrittyNHL

[the chad @rudernyou]

@JohnWFerguson This comment didn’t age well.

[the chad @rudernyou]

Hey @MLB and @astros figure something out. Your licensing deals need to consider the fans. I shouldn’t need multiple subscriptions to follow my HOME team.

[Sally MacDonald @SallyMacFox26]

Current status: scrambling to get TBS. We switched from the Hulu to the Fubo to watch 162 Astros games, and now the Astros aren't going to be on the Fubo so we gotta switch back to the Hulu. Anyone else? #LevelUp

[the chad @rudernyou]

Yo @elonmusk there’s another trampoline for this, right? https://t.co/RX0qNLmTa0

[the chad @rudernyou]

@txperfectgame

[the chad @rudernyou]

@txperfectgame See y’all at baseball USA at 8am.

[the chad @rudernyou]

@CNET I expect the iPhone 12 pro announcement. Think about it - the big change is the time-of-flight sensor on the iPhone 12 pro... a sensor that is mostly useful for AR purposes. Pair the clue "Time Flies" with an AR-launcher when the invite is viewed with an iPhone, seems obvious.

[the chad @rudernyou]

@astros am I wrong?

[the chad @rudernyou]

@Collin_McHugh had to do it...