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banana vandal. vague artifact. wears the cheese.

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Turns out that was @therealgza. With a falafel. Abstract.

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my phone just autocorrected "never saw" to "denver salami" so, everyone is great and my phone knows the future.

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where's the ben & jerry's @BernieSanders flavor? in the works, it must be, here we go. #vtplease

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actions speak louder than garbage.

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Ludgated.

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Limp Bizkit said it best.

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someone give me The View

[Eugene Mirman @EugeneMirman]

I'd like to thank Level 14 Thetans.

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jello isn't nearly as unsettling as cartilage.

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@lenadunham i don't know if i have a huge crush on you-or if i respect you as the professional woman i aspire to be-but i think you're great

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@JensenClan88 i heard a college dj on the radio in VT drop a "damn son" in his mix... you're changing lives.

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@GetUpOnJensen get up on concord grapes: nature's Gushers.

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Orson Welles was 25 when he did Citizen Cane. See ya later.

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guhahrbaege

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whelp, @ladygaga made the video for bad romance when she was 23. so i'm out. #gotobed

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emotionally, we all need two pizzas per day.

[BTV Community @HashtagBTV]

Congratulations @RadioBean and Light Club Lamp Shop, you've been funded. #btv

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like shifts, passing in the night.

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THANK YOU @amandapalmer for mentioning @RadioBean's Kickstarter on your blog! http://t.co/moH2ACJ4fX -to donate: http://t.co/T5m0w7dJ1R

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"WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK? ARE YOU BEAUTIFUL? WHAT THE FUCK?.... i'm sorry, and i didn't mean that, i just meant, WHAT THE FUCK?"