Jay Ruffner

If it's broke, I can fix it. If it's not, I can fix that too! Taxation is theft! Trump 2024! 🇺🇲
🚫I'm not giving you info for a credit application! 🚫🖕

[Jay Ruffner @ruffner_jay]

@RepBost And den?

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@WoldenAnita You missed, I gotta get laid. Or that's a me problem.

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@WoldenAnita Best explanation I know of.

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@MrsSteak And then babies.... to be continued I guess.

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@johnlovell275 Clip it to your seat belt. It'll be near your draw point and be comfortable.

[Jay Ruffner @ruffner_jay]

@SenAlexPadilla Blah, blah democracy, blah. The people have spoken and you are not on the side of history.

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@AveryDaye Thinking about baseball might not work in this situation.

[ⱤɆ₳Ⱡ ฿Ɇ₦ @AtRealBen]

The entire covid saga summed up in less than 2.5 mins.

Absolutely on the money, and hilarious AF 😭👌🏻⚡️

[Jay Ruffner @ruffner_jay]

@JBPritzker Get your lying ass out of IL! Preferably to prison!

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@AtomicCowFart @liberty_lyss Seriously? The fat is what you want. You would just need less.

[Jay Ruffner @ruffner_jay]

@liberty_lyss Render and freeze it. Nothing goes to waste.

[Jay Ruffner @ruffner_jay]

@RepThomasMassie Can we sub in slingshot instead? It would just feel more biblical.

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@RepThomasMassie Please make it PPV!

[Jay Ruffner @ruffner_jay]

@notadvice 😉

[Jay Ruffner @ruffner_jay]

@MeetBob69xx @Noticerino @RadfemBeat Fair assessment sir.

[Jay Ruffner @ruffner_jay]

@GovPritzker Not mine. Anyone else?

[Jay Ruffner @ruffner_jay]

@notadvice Call Julie / whatever utility marking agency. Not the Sheriff who is probably busy elsewhere.

[Jay Ruffner @ruffner_jay]

@GovPritzker Because your democrat buddies held those projects hostage in order to spend significantly more taxpayer dollars for their pet projects. And federal money stopped flowing for infrastructure. Coincidence? Not at all.

[Jay Ruffner @ruffner_jay]

@KidRock I look forward to all of it. I hope somewhere in the song list there's a message to the people who nerf themselves with substances to stay in a relationship.
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