Rufus "Shlong" Westerman

done with all that shit that it only made me betta !

[Modelo 6 pack @6beerdinner]

Just saw someone who i graduated highschool with have his second kid. Last night i drank 6 beers and played 2k till 12am and showed up to work 6 minuets late.

[T🇨🇦 @tddt_5115]

a second dominican has hit the tower

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

ill die for FaZe Clan before i die for this country

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

sir a second lipa has hit the TL

[Onyx HQ @onyxcoins]

THE HALIBAN JUST BOMBED OKLAHOMA 😭😭😭

[Sam Westfall @samwstfall]

I should be able to klarna my hangover into 4 smaller ones over time

[Onyx HQ @onyxcoins]

The Haliban just bombed New York 😭😭😭

[Bears Nation @BearsNationCHI]

The #Packers are now officially 0-3 in the year 2025

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

snapchat be like “a year ago today you thought this whore was your soulmate”

[Dylan Holt @DylanHolt_]

The picture my mom would post on Facebook after I open all my presents on Christmas morning

[Scantron Grahamcracker @ScantronG]

This is already depressing. Cant wait til my wife is cheating on me with her tennis coach in 15 years while this is happening.

[Razz @sznrazzz]

when you’ve worn your top 3 fits and she wants to link again

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

He blends right in I can't

[Alejandro D. @SoyAlejandroD]

I’m not asking for a lot.

[Ross Read @RossRead]

“ God bless everyone in the world, except Green Bay.”

[Riley Collins @rileycollins__]

Save me LeLiquid IV

[New York Mets @Mets]

We are saddened to learn of the passing of Seymour Weiner.