Rich Bannister

Left and Right; that's all running is, as simple as that... Runner, dad, adventurer.

[Rich Bannister @rugbydick]

@AllyBeaven @zakhanna95 I’m still hoping to get my hands on a 2022 Scottish Champs mug… 😢

[Rich Bannister @rugbydick]

@rossbrannigan95 Unless the size of tub is misleading, that’s only a small half…

[Rich Bannister @rugbydick]

@AllyBeaven @fellrunningguid One at 395 that stops as quickly as it starts

[joe heenan @joeheenan]

12 great ways to have an awesome fireworks display in your garden:

1: Stop
2. Being
3. A
4. C*nt
5. And
6. Just
7. Go
8. To
9. A
10. Public
11. Fireworks
12. Display

[Rich Bannister @rugbydick]

The obvious choice. It has to be a General Election.

[Andrew Bowie MP @AndrewBowie_MP]

The obvious choice. It has to be Rishi.

[Theo Usherwood @theousherwood]

Tory MP: “She fought the lettuce and the lettuce won.”

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@timfarron @SuellaBraverman @adampayne26 It looks like the first rat jumping from a sinking ship, whilst taking a swipe at the current captain for not apologising…

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@AllyBeaven Big bastards aren’t they. Like an angry turkey.

[Rich Bannister @rugbydick]

@edmorrish @caitlinmoran I feel they should’ve called the line Queue E II though.

[Rich Bannister @rugbydick]

@Tae_the_north @AllyBeaven Balls out, running scared seems to be his MO…

[Rich Bannister @rugbydick]

@cononeilluk @Telegraph Isn’t charm that Egyptian holiday resort on the Red Sea?

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@AllyBeaven Have you taken employment as a 1960’s KGB agent?

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

BREAKING: Thousands of work events reported across the UK.

[Rich Bannister @rugbydick]

@AllyBeaven Surely sleeping in a ditch afterwards would just add to the experience?

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@coldwarsteve Brilliant!… and there she is

[Rich Bannister @rugbydick]

@AndrewBowie_MP As a constituent, I’m interested to know whether you support the PM.
Your silence would speak volumes…

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@pressjournal Snow leopards don’t belong in a Scottish zoo (or any zoo for that matter).

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@grumptraveller @TheEnglishRebel @bellaofresist @PippaCrerar When you ask for a pint, you’re technically ordering a 568ml measure.

[Rich Bannister @rugbydick]

@AllyBeaven To be fair, for that time I’d just let him take the whole island.