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multifaceted

[lgbt fetishizing straight man @partyboylix]

Doing the Christina Aguilera Oreos & Milk challenge. I used oat milk, hope that's fine

[Mel Reneé @MelReneeStyles]

You cannot be afaid of a little humiliation tbh, it happens to the best of us. Life goes on and you become braver and more honest - unless you let shame silence you forever.

[jo johnson @josbjohnson]

IF YOU’RE ALIVE THEN ACT ALIVE. I mean what the hell. fall in love with something. get carried away. give yourself a reason to be absolutely exhausted by the end of the day and still wish you had a few more hours. this is your life. get your hands dirty

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

Even in this outage, Teams continues to perform seamlessly like the apocalyptic cockroach that it is.

[Daebak 앤디 @MyDaebakCafe]

The plot twist is pure comedy: Washington think tanks spent two days hallucinating that Alice Huang is a master Chinese operative who weaponised her surname into an espionage network, only for the Financial Times to drop that the Chinese Ministry of State Security was literally asking who she was because they had no idea either.
Washington claims she is working for Beijing, Beijing is investigating her for smuggling, and Meanwhile 600,000 neutered Nvidia chips are sitting in Hong Kong because nobody wants to clear the customs paperwork. You cannot script a funnier geopolitical circus.
Ahahahaha, I can't with these clowns !!

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Jensen Huang with his third girlfriend watching his second affair news break right now

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Chud fatigue has fully set in. The cheap thrill of offending others can only distract you from your loneliness for so long, before you’re forced to reckon with how unsustainable it is to live in a belief system that proudly eschews all forms of basic human decency.

[JoJo @f0rgas]

LMFAOOOO this aged well

[rui @ruirisito]

this scratches something in my brain https://t.co/WGSGNyYZaM

[bobby 🧞‍♂️ @getmebobbied]

U, me and my amigo

[Chxrry @Chxrry2you]

SHOW ME U LIKE DATTTTT

[Salt🚩🕊️ @catothesaltman]

To prevent honeypotting, we must turn to an ancient solution: sensitive information should only be handled by eunuchs

[okdrou @fkapigz]

All’s Fair

[Hernan Cortes @CyberPunkCortes]

The most expensive piece of ass since Helen of Troy.

[Clementine♡ @queerboyclem]

let’s invest in diaries!!!

[Valuetainment @valuetainment]

JUST IN: Jensen Huang reportedly has no prenup, meaning a divorce could cost him $81 billion, the most expensive divorce ever.

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

This is why we can’t let Elon Musk have a monopoly

[chu @THEHORRORGOTH]

i love how lupita is always at the scene of historic crimes..

[ras. @rascalskye_]

there’s literally nothing she didn’t do in that performance 😭

[rui @ruirisito]

@kissmeriver LOUDERR