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velociraptor fan, native Hoosier turned NoVA suburban scum, she/her

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@MatthewCappucci Gonna embroider this sentence on decorative pillows and give them as gifts to my favorite meteorologists

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watch me dis in your course until you praxis

[miss peggy colorado @muppetsleaze]

to be fair i think beaker has been trying

[JT @jiratickets]

Knew a dude who emailed the IT guy directly instead of submitting a ticket and they blew his shit smoove off

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

he wasn't on stage, but he was on the grass, searching for the beat, and throwing that miniature ass...

ladies and gentlemen, show your love for the pure joy & European pelvic stylings of Señor Juan Jamón 🎉 #SuperBowl

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@btownmoose i think the kids would call this "cringe"

(it made me do that with my face, anyway)

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YOU TAKE AMERICA WITH YOU

[credit: Kris Straub, "Local 58"]

[g a b y @gabydvj]

my super bowl party full of women was shocked appalled and terrified by the backstreet boys karaoke coinbase ad. textbook example of scaring the hoes. you people should be ashamed of your yourselves

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

obsessed that they didn't use AI and just went for it

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@MaxVelocityWX @MatthewCappucci @chaser_summit my meteorology faves have met and reality is approaching singularity - keep watch for weather patterns on the event horizon

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@Diercksified i wish i had understood kayfabe back then

i missed out on so much art

[Thomas Sanders @ThomasSanders]

we throw around the word "mother" a lot but she was mother

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

A lot of adults don't better themselves??? and have no intention of growth or healing?? just living their lives with horrible communication skills, lack of emotional intelligence, selfishness, and hurt feelings like FOREVER?????

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@dhaaruni gatekeeping misery

damn, that hits

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I am a ball of pure energy, resonating at harmonic frequencies that make angels weep, vibrating between the poles of "the snow response is shameful/there's just not a fix for this" and "can't believe schools are open, how unforgivably dangerous/keeping schools closed is immoral"

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@MatthewCappucci 11/10, no notes

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@Simcoe12_Wx I keep feeding it likes and engagement so that it will keep delivering me not only useful information but also the wx drama

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please come help dig us out, o beautiful and ferocious creature

[History Defined @historydefined]

Did you know Wolverines can be taught to rescue avalanche survivors?

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[is walled in on all sides by inches-thick fortress of ice]

...Greenland, huh?

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@Fritschner I feel better that there is at least one more person on earth who shares this sentiment

Crowbar is next-level! And here I was feeling good about a metal shovel. They don't bond with you in the same way as a crowbar though