morgan

(she/her) i am the earth mother & u are all flops

[morgan @rummmbaby]

tell me i’m not cute i won’t believe it

[morgan @rummmbaby]

@jakerummel womp womp cry lil baby

[morgan @rummmbaby]

every few months i hop on here for the sole intention to check on what my brother @jakerummel has posted… reminds me i will never be the funniest in the family but i do have the genetic potential to be amusing

[Cortney Marie Gosset @CortneyGosset]

Morgan: “If your best friends don’t worship you, are they even really your friends?”

The Morgan’s:

[morgan @rummmbaby]

yes.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

gilmore girls is an incredibly stressful show I do not know why people gear up to watch it every fall like? do you enjoy watching lorelei yell at her parents for just wanting to help her? do u like seeing rory make every bad decision possible?? this is fun for you???

[morgan @rummmbaby]

pout about it

[morgan @rummmbaby]

i told someone i want to start collecting magnets n they responded with “that’s the most autist thing i’ve heard someone say”

magnets are a fairly normal thing to collect.. no?

[morgan @rummmbaby]

no one:

me: do you wanna see my bug journal?

[morgan @rummmbaby]

i can’t imagine until i know exactly what texture that middle part is

[morgan @rummmbaby]

@squirmletown we discriminating against ppl with cat allergies all 2023

[morgan @rummmbaby]

@actuallyvvgross oooh my goodness the cutest !

[morgan @rummmbaby]

my gf wouldn’t let me take a nap yesterday jokes on her tho I slept for 14 hours last night. good morning.

[morgan @rummmbaby]

@MAGlCMOON my favorite typa flex

[morgan @rummmbaby]

@MAGlCMOON omw

[thicc saban @yngjcb]

no matter how awful you may be there is a white guy named matt that’s worse

[morgan @rummmbaby]

@MAGlCMOON the perfect amount of milf

[morgan @rummmbaby]

there’s no bend in that BOD

[morgan @rummmbaby]

@MAGlCMOON @actuallyvvgross you’re so brave