🍓 split personality

creature of whimsy and rage

[🍓 split personality @rumnfloat]

i start tweeting when i’m losing my mind so like u know what’s up 😜😜😜😜

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Hermes coffee set for the year of the horse.

[🍓 split personality @rumnfloat]

@helloiammahdi this is such a specific mumbai evening in the monsoon type of blue i just got violently homesick this colour does not exist where i live now

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Spain-Argentina is the first World Cup “Colonizer vs Colonized” match that makes me say “well, let’s consider the nuances”

[#judeakgae @haobinfans69]

baby we are the world cup QUARTER FINALS

[🍓 split personality @rumnfloat]

@tom_hoeland 💔

[🍓 split personality @rumnfloat]

i’ve been eating expired dahi for a week now goodbye 2 da oomfs

[Anushka @Kulfei]

rustom license got suspended because a mouse was found in the kitchen. that was remy who he is actually an ambitious rat from Paris who dreamed of becoming a professional chef in the city of dreams - mumbai. sad day for rustom their icecreams are never gonna be as good

[🍓 split personality @rumnfloat]

@anniezaidi how to watch?

[Di (Yee) @nguyenhdi]

All directors are perverts, I'm afraid. Tarantino likes feet. Bunuel like legs & tights. Fellini likes large women with huge melons. Lars von Trier's a voyeur. Etc.
This is why machines cannot make art.

[🍓 split personality @rumnfloat]

@tom_hoeland hahahahahahaha dost ke ghar so jao

[chloe @sardine_enjoyer]

I miss living with my girlfriends and posting up like dis

[🍓 split personality @rumnfloat]

first guy lookin like the swiss coach

[Taste of Cinema @davidcinema]

The 1970s is widely accepted as a peak decade for cinema. We present you 10 Great 1970s American Movie Classics You Probably Haven't Seen: https://t.co/2t8pwBurT7

[Stephen Carty @CartyScorsese]

When you have Switzerland v Colombia at 9pm and a high-stakes poker tournament with James Bond at the Casino Royale in Montenegro at 3am

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

i knew i wasn’t hallucinating😂

[mar 🇲🇽🇪🇬🇳🇴 @sedicisiegel]

"you can only celebrate your country’s goals”

me when egypt scored:

[non julia 🇪🇬🇮🇹 @dykeddieaz]

GET UP GET THE FUCK UP YOU HAVE NOTHING TO REPROACH YOURSELF FOR YOU SAVED US MORE TIMES THAT I CAN COUNT IT HAS BEEN AN HONOR TO WATCH YOU PLAY GET UP AND GO CELEBRATE YOUR WONDERFUL WORLD CUP DEBUT I LOVE YOU OUFA THANK YOU FOREVER GRATEFUL

[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

mo salah couldn’t help but laugh at some bullshit he’s just like me

[Sarah @Sarah_pdx]

the commentators were just like “belgium won’t have paid attention to the politics lol! they’re focused on the game!” then every belgian interview is a guy named like Leopold Le Reux saying “We desired to inflict a second battle of little bighorn on the american pigdogs”

[Adam🇪🇬 @advmode]

That goal if it didn’t get disallowed it would’ve been the best goal at the tournament

[Friendly Neighborhood Comrade @SpiritofLenin]

FIFA saw Hossam Hassan wave the Palestinian flag and say "May Allah have mercy on the martyrs of Gaza" and decided there and then right we can't have Egypt winning in the Round of 16.