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Runner. Dad. Human.

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The longer you go without tweeting, the more pressure there is to come back with a good tweet. This isn’t one.

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@realdumbrunner Ack!

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@realdumbrunner Do burgers float?

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@RunsOnFuel @gabrielledrolet @NewYorker 😱 Dang geese!

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@dengaterade Clowns! would be better, but too many letters from what I understand.

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@dengaterade You should start with clown.

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@ericasara @onepeloton If you want, I can sing Whitney Houston songs while you ride your bike this afternoon.

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@realdumbrunner What’d you spend on that? About four hours?

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@realdumbrunner Ack!

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@realdumbrunner I find it hard to imagine you doing anything unironically.

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@dengaterade @realdumbrunner And did they spit or spat in it?

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@ericasara Don’t forget that time before our Hawaii trip. That was brutal.

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@chasing26point2 ☹️ That sucks. I hope it passes quickly.

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@realdumbrunner I know.

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@realdumbrunner You sound old.

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@realdumbrunner That wasn’t a dream.

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@derek_call_ @dengaterade Ha!

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@ericasara Why didn’t you get good sushi?!

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@realdumbrunner Ask Warren.

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@realdumbrunner #roner