🚨DOGE FACES WATERMELONS, WHALES AND WAMPUM IN WAR ON WASTE
DOGE's first peek into federal spending reveals the absurd scope of bureaucratic bloat:
From a Watermelon Promotion Board hiking fees to combat "Big Cantaloupe," to Navy paperwork for "accidentally" blowing up whales, to museums returning 140-year-old wampum beads.
Elon and his efficiency squad aren't just trimming fat - they're navigating a maze of 12,174 pages of December regulations alone.
While critics mock DOGE's $2T savings target, the sheer volume of government minutiae suggests there's plenty to cut.
When we're spending tax dollars on "child bite strength studies," maybe it's time for a reset.
Source: Wall Street Journal @DOGE