plorp

Towards a more perfect humanity, & a more perfect human union. E pluribus unum

[plorp @runcibleansible]

I’m generally trying to transfer my just-for-fun posting to masto and cohost. (Mostly the former RN.) DM for account deets! Anti-Elon content and assorted RTs will continue.

[the belly boy @thebellyboy2]

@BirdRespecter Real

[The Information Pimp @BirdRespecter]

If you haven’t noticed yet, here is an example of these bots performing correctly. I’ve started seeing them under any post of mine that gets a couple thousand likes. This shit is going to be everywhere soon 🤙

[FriendlyKozak @KvotheTheArcane]

Free advertising for Ford this holiday season.

https://t.co/KZssM91cQL

[plorp @runcibleansible]

@_tedks Touch grass, sir. Sam Altman is a nerd and an operator. There are hundreds of Sams Altman.

[plorp @runcibleansible]

@nikitabier Ahahahahaha

[plorp @runcibleansible]

“There is now an adage, which I will credit to former Twitter engineer Rod Hilton, that everyone thinks Musk is a genius until you hear him talk about a subject you know something about.”

https://t.co/8NulB05ksT

[Katie Notopoulos @katienotopoulos]

Hmm next time I declare “Twitter is back” because of a funny tweet I should do a quick scan to see if the owner of this site just said something crazy about Hitler in the last hour

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

Just to recap.

One poster asked people who say “Hitler was right” to “say it to our faces.”

A second guy replies, and does just that.

This is Elon’s response to the second guy.

[plorp @runcibleansible]

SpaceX really believes in style over safety https://t.co/waB0N2ADv9

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

oh my fucking god. does he think it’s called blade runner cuz the guy’s name is blade runner

[plorp @runcibleansible]

Barely on here since the news image links got mangled. I’m not going to pay a dollar a month to tweet if that new policy starts covering existing users. This is twilight.

[Sheera Frenkel @sheeraf]

This is why verification matters. This person/account is not an Al Jazeera journalist.

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

https://t.co/pXb8Ni91qA

[Matt Binder @MattBinder]

Elon Musk just endorsed two fake news accounts over the weekend that each literally play both these sides

Musk is literally the guy in this meme that he just posted. in fact, he pressed both buttons.
https://t.co/L1x8PQy5wm

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

This site doesn't work to receive accurate information anymore.

As intended.

[plorp @runcibleansible]

Yes, surely the current crisis is why she won’t talk about her service x which used to be popular for discovering new information about the current crisis.

[plorp @runcibleansible]

Twitter is increasingly untrustworthy, but pretends it is. (“Verified accounts spread fake news release about a Biden $8 billion aid package to Israel”, Ben Goggin, NBC News, 2023-10-08) https://t.co/1pBbVq7oZV

[burgaism: the strategy of hypertension @C_hoffmanni]

@MattBinder War Monitors also is making onlyfans but for war gore https://t.co/azUO9uvYIn

[Matt Binder @MattBinder]

a few tweets from one of the accounts that Elon Musk just recommended as a good source for news