2smol4you

[2smol4you @runescapequ33n]

“My trans sister is losing all her hair- welcome to testorone bitch”

[2smol4you @runescapequ33n]

A 6inch at subway is the equivalent of being fingerbanged and not finishing !

[2smol4you @runescapequ33n]

Being sad is the original GLP 1 !!!

[madeleine-ruth ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @PERIODPRIESTESS]

yall know i’m canada down

[Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminlee]

I think his manic episodes were actually just a response to all the evil he witnessed

[2smol4you @runescapequ33n]

@louisdgb this is why I have to live in Canada and restrict myself with gun laws !!!!!!

[2smol4you @runescapequ33n]

Growing up is realizing you can’t date dudes with thigh gaps

[2smol4you @runescapequ33n]

Incest ends at 18. You’re a man now!!!

[2smol4you @runescapequ33n]

“I need a roofie to be intimate”
….I think that might be rape.

[2smol4you @runescapequ33n]

*whispers under my breathe* : “dumbass”
“Excuse me”
“No I said let’s go to Damas!!!!”

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

first date idea: i cover your cage with a blanket cuz it’s bedtime

[pinball wizard @y0ungpinball]

Stop poppin percs with the jerks and come take a xan with the man

[2smol4you @runescapequ33n]

My favourite part of 2025 is Trump using SIGNAL like he sells broken cracked iPhone 14s at Namur metro station

[Chi Blur @BlurChi]

@RepEscobar Trump team using Signal app instead of official govt channels violates 7 laws, 2 of which are felonies.

[2smol4you @runescapequ33n]

The government is actually a group of girls with anime titties.. CHANGE MY MIND!

[2smol4you @runescapequ33n]

*Me at the trans 🏳️‍⚧️ hospital*
Nooooooo save all the cock and balls I wanna make 🦴 bone broth !!!

[2smol4you @runescapequ33n]

Never asked a guy if he was cheating on because I was to busy asking if he had peanuts that day #peanutallergyvibes #peanutallergy

[Solider boy burner @kanyeastup2]

bro gotta go home and clap bones

[2smol4you @runescapequ33n]

#SuperBowl2025 #SuperBowlLIX

[2smol4you @runescapequ33n]

@bet365 where is the parlay for “Will Taylor swift give Travis kelce the horsiest 🐎 blowjob of his life tonight”?????

[Audrey Kaufman @KaufmanAudrey]

Your boyfriend isn’t supposed to be your best friend lol he’s the person you do competitive anorexia with