oxygen waster

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[oxygen waster @running_guy12]

in case you were wondering, my porn star name is excaliboner

[Letters of Note @LettersOfNote]

"The news is bad today, in America and for America..."

[bobby @bobby]

seeing this video took my day from like a 4/10 to a solid 9.

[Mewtwo @1Mewtwo]

I'm out of weed *throws my baggy into the air and blasts it with an ice beam*

[oxygen waster @running_guy12]

@Shadypenguinn No

[oxygen waster @running_guy12]

@NestleUSA Dont you guys make absolutely nothing but shit food

[oxygen waster @running_guy12]

@asshatlogic But eurasia has always been our ally

[oxygen waster @running_guy12]

@makeitsnowondem The chanting of 10,000 alt righters in the distance: "gods a cuck, gods a cuck"

[Orange Julius @Orange_JuIius]

This morning we send condolences to relatives of Joe Jeff, who got locked inside Orange Julius overnight and choked after eating 27 hot dogs

[DJ YouTube Autoplay @AnimeSandwich]

Can't listen to Frank Ocean while having sex, would be way too worried that the girl's thinking about fucking with him instead of me

[ŵ͂̌́͝͡ylde d̵̛̛̜͉̰͈̩͙͌̈̉̆̋̊͡͡e b̡͇̲̏́̐̓̐́̇eest @flashember]

TURTLE 1: HELL YEAH

TURTLE 2: shut up Rob you'll get us killed

CROCODILE 1: you hear something?

CROCODILE 2: probably the buffalo you ate

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

Judas: still on for Friday?
Jesus: Friday?
Judas: yeah, the last supper
Jesus: the what?
Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas

[oxygen waster @running_guy12]

Have you ever had your friend die, and a girl you were seeing break up with you in the same night?

[oxygen waster @running_guy12]

FUCK

[oxygen waster @running_guy12]

@DigitalTrends Its a piece of shit that doesnt work, this is the coolest goddamn picture ive ever seen in my life

[wint @dril]

stuffing my fat pussy with sage

[oxygen waster @running_guy12]

@neonwario Hey fuck you, your wrong. Its easily 8+2

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The Coca Cola company is not happy with me--that's okay, I'll still keep drinking that garbage.

[GLP-Diddy @mattytalks]

I rewrote All Star to be about politics I guess. I have depression leave me alone