Chris Running Goldfish

He/Him

Runner, University of Houston Booster in Training, House Hacker, Caffeine Junky

I'd like to identify as Jim in the office but really I'm Kevin...

[Chris Running Goldfish @runningconchris]

Hello official hype video for the @HoustonTX

[Coach Kelvin Sampson @CoachSampsonUH]

Happy #713Day #GoCoogs x #ForTheCity

[Shibo @GodsBurnt]

Companies in 2020: “Work from home is the future.”

Companies in 2024: “Return to the office or get fired.”

Companies in 2026: “You’ve been replaced by AI, and we need to let you go.”

Employees who sold their cars, moved 4 states away, moved back, and commuted for 2 years:

[Andrew Pate @AndyPate05]

TNT’s Big 12 productions, notably the storytelling, was great this season.

One on-air feature I hadn’t seen shared on social: history of the Cougar paw. 🐾

[Chris Running Goldfish @runningconchris]

@ILoveBlueBell Cookie cake! And why ain't it a regular flavor!

[Joseph Duarte @Joseph_Duarte]

A fan, Glynda McGinnis, made Houston coach Kelvin Sampson a Peninsula Grill coconut cake.

[713x512 @HookedOnCoogs]

I want everyone to go bananas tomorrow for every single play. Everyone should be leaving with their ears ringing and voices gone tomorrow after the game. #GoCoogs

[Jwan Roberts @JwanRoberts13]

MYLIK WILSON!!!!! HE’S THE TRUTH 🐐

[Jared Berson @JaredBerson]

Per KenPom, Houston had a 0.4% chance to win when Kansas had the ball and a 6-point lead with 20 seconds remaining in 1st OT.

That makes Houston’s eventual win the most unlikely in any of the 1,487 games between AP Top-25 teams over the last 15 seasons.

[Chris Running Goldfish @runningconchris]

This is what coming together is all about

[Blue Bell Ice Cream @ILoveBlueBell]

Both flavors. In stores. 2025. After a BIG response from so many of you, we have decided to bring back not only Groom’s Cake but Cookie Cake, too! Both flavors will join our lineup in 2025.
#letthefireworksbegin #groomscake #cookiecake

[Chris Running Goldfish @runningconchris]

@HEB this is your chance to start working on all the left over flavors in creamy creations 🚨

[Blue Bell Ice Cream @ILoveBlueBell]

The winner is...Groom’s Cake Ice Cream, a luscious chocolate ice cream w/chocolate cake pieces and chocolate coated strawberry hearts, surrounded by swirls of strawberry sauce and chocolate icing. It received the most votes combined from https://t.co/7LmV7CmuNF, FB, Insta and X.

[Chris Running Goldfish @runningconchris]

@ILoveBlueBell @DeezHandsAIO @pderk02 @dreuhmarie fyi - the website votes were actually the only voting which beat cookie cake vs the quote in your article

Which seems suspicious given the %s were specifically taken off from the website once submitting votes + the fact that the T&C specified removing bot votes 🤷‍♂️

[Chris Running Goldfish @runningconchris]

@CoachAlanBishop we got you on our VIP list - hope you're able to pull through!

[Chris Running Goldfish @runningconchris]

We got the 3rd Annual Cougar Crawl coming up, and boy is it going to be a good one!

3 drinks, food, tshirts and more. This is one UH Young Alumni event you won't wanna miss. Get your tickets now to make sure you have a spot before we run out!

https://t.co/HMoEAQCiTl

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

“What would 32 do?”

Jamal Shead shares Coach Kelvin Sampson’s halftime message to the team.

@UHCougarMBK wears the number 32 patch, honoring their late teammate Reggie Chaney.

[GoCoogs.com @gocoogs1]

Houston mood:

[Chris Running Goldfish @runningconchris]

SADDLE UP

[Kellen Sampson @kellenmsampson]

COUGAR NATION!!!

Get your truck… Fire it up and get your butt to Dallas!!! Make D-Town Cougar Town!! We need all of y’all‼️#ForTheCity🐾🐾

[Chancellor Johnson @ChancellorTV]

:56 seconds of a rollercoaster of emotions from the Houston Cougars.

- Kellen Sampson: “Now they have to see us in Dallas!!”

- Ramon Walker Jr. in tears.

- Ryan Elvin sharing a hug with a coach.

This is what March Madness is about.

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

*every player fouls out on Houston*

Elvin:

[scotty smalls @notsageadvice]

god speed to anyone who interviews/takes this job. hiring manager solicited more applicants while simultaneously putting me through multiple ringers of case studies. toxic work culture. entire organization can go to hell.