Samantha Ballard

Working as an RN, BS in Journalism and a Ph.D in kicking your ass

[Samantha Ballard @runningeditor]

@davidbix I’m more concerned by Luchasaurus going from talking and touting a Master’s degree to occasionally growling at the end of a promo. Christian shows up and my favorite dino loses IQ points and his whole backstory other than being the heavy of the group.

[Ariel Dumas @ArielDumas]

Drinking at Epcot and forgot the name of what the ball is called. Don’t tell me I’m gonna guess (thread????)

[Daniel Spenser @DanSpenser]

Vet: "Your cat is... chonky."
Me: 😭
Vet: "A real bonkus chonkus, just a... {looks at chart} a real chonkster."
Me: 😭
Vet: "I have heard of bok choy, but what we have got here is some sort of chonk boy."
Me: 😭😭

[Jeremy Padawer @JeremyCom]

RT if you need a DANHAUSEN fig.
...Just for scientific purposes.
@AEW @Jazwares #AEW @DanhausenAD

[Samantha Ballard @runningeditor]

@seibersays WHOA

[Joe Tracini @joetracini]

It’s been an honour commentating the gymnastics today.

[Samantha Ballard @runningeditor]

@bloosemore You’ve just described the next great horror movie franchise

[Drew Gulak @DrewGulak]

Nick Gage

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

Felix sat through the band’s entire new album, and a few of the radio hits, impatient for them to play the old school stuff. Then he heard the familiar bass line start, feeling the rumble deep down in his belly. Finally, it was time to get into the mosh pit and fuck some shit up.

[James Darnell @cmpuls3]

my cat at 3am

[Samantha Ballard @runningeditor]

@JCassadyBiz

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Maui. He’s the very first confirmed silver retriever. Experts believe his birthplace, near Mexico’s Peñasquito silver mine, could be a contributing factor to his unique coloring. Rare as h*ck. 14/10 would be an honor to pet

[Simone Giertz @SimoneGiertz]

Full video in case you want to watch me get angry with a piece of plywood: https://t.co/scYI9Qrhfp

[Martin Herlihy @martinmherlihy]

Hey @netflix why did you do this to me???

[Ben Marshall @notbenmarshall]

I GOT VACCINATED!!! 🙏🙏

[Samantha Ballard @runningeditor]

Dolly is perfection. Now. Forever. #vaccine

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Dolly gets a dose of her own medicine.

@VUMChealth

[Samantha Ballard @runningeditor]

Some gals like flowers, others chocolate. Me? I bought myself a home security system. Happy Valentine’s Day to me!