Moe

I do it with perfect timing

[Moe @runningonstairs]

No such thing as a normal life up in these parts

[Moe @runningonstairs]

@jess_wang10 I find eating flour to be an equivalent substitute

[Moe @runningonstairs]

@YamasYonas I'm good man, hows life treating you?

[Moe @runningonstairs]

I'm... back on Twitter again. It's official ladies and gentlemen. I'm depressed.

[Moe @runningonstairs]

@driftkingpaul I was just thinking about you the other day, Paul. DBangz came up in those thoughts as well. Hows everything going?

[Moe @runningonstairs]

Looking back at all my tweets now, asking myself what the hell I was on a few years back

[Moe @runningonstairs]

@_racechase same

[Pamplin College of Business @VTPamplin]

Attention Future Hokies! Undergraduate applications are due this Friday, December 1! Get your applications in now! https://t.co/TPQtjKXYIu

[9 @theemisstea]

Nothing more satisfying than a red light turning green before having to slow down

[Moe @runningonstairs]

@oli_ngjala may the trap gods save us all

[Moe @runningonstairs]

Thank god for whiskey and toilet paper

[Moe @runningonstairs]

Fuck twitter

[Party Life @LifeAsParty]

Accurate

[Moe @runningonstairs]

I need a swig of stupid juice to counteract the tightened noose

[New York Times Arts @nytimesarts]

Next Friday, A Tribe Called Quest will release its sixth album, “We Got It From Here, Thank You for Your Service” https://t.co/WrkOSmLGMK

[Killer Mike @KillerMike]

Shameless is the most honest Show On Television. Bravo y'all!

[Moe @runningonstairs]

"'Trump would make a good President' is a lot like saying 'I think my pet tapeworms are going to be good for my intestines.'" - Anonymous

[Killer Mike @KillerMike]

Atl has a beautiful airport sir! 🛫🛬

[Moe @runningonstairs]

@tysonsmith__ Yeah because your pockets and your stomach aren't the same thing