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i have never tweeted

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lmao 1 aren't those croissants already a bargain and 2:

[Mark Di Stefano @MarkDiStef]

“Andrew you got that food item that symbolises the cost of living crisis in the plight of the working man”

“Oh sure do I have these hot flaky croissants right here”

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ok petrol prices are getting out of hand

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looks great

[ato.gov.au @ato_gov_au]

New name, same secure service

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William wonka

[stove dialer @nickhexum311]

hi john that great you can go ahead and order it

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@Bro2John @bostonicus @missrobinson did you ever have to commute to say balmain hospital for shift work?

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someone who is good at boycotting please help me order sausages on aliexpress. my family is starving

[U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission @SECGov]

The @SECGov X account was compromised, and an unauthorized post was posted. The SEC has not approved the listing and trading of spot bitcoin exchange-traded products.

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@Barnaby_Joyce what

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oppenheimer more like SLOPpenheimer haha just messing i havent watched this film

[picardie aurora @picardie_aurora]

had a dream where a fraudulent bob dylan song called “hitler on the beach” took over the radio. the only refrain i remember is (in bob dylan drawl):

what explains the worry /
what explains the reach?
incandescent burning, and /
hitler on the beach

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I knew he'd get to the Panera lemonade at some point.

[Refaat in Gaza 🇵🇸 @itranslate123]

If I must die, let it be a tale.

#FreePalestine
#Gaza

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@KurtDecker1 I scrolled all the way to the bottom and it was only checks 🤷

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how come there are only blue check replies under this? is that how this site works now?

[Bill Ackman @BillAckman]

The presidents of @Harvard, @MIT, and @Penn were all asked the following question under oath at today’s congressional hearing on antisemitism:

Does calling for the genocide of Jews violate [your university’s] code of conduct or rules regarding bullying or harassment?

The answers they gave reflect the profound moral bankruptcy of Presidents Gay, Magill and Kornbluth.

Representative @EliseStefanik was so shocked with the answers that she asked each of them the same question over and over again, and they gave the same answers over and over again.

In short, they said:

It ‘depends on the context’ and ‘whether the speech turns into conduct,’ that is, actually killing Jews.

This could be the most extraordinary testimony ever elicited in the Congress, certainly on the topic of genocide, which to remind us all is:

“the deliberate killing of a large number of people from a particular nation or ethnic group with the aim of destroying that nation or group”

The presidents’ answers reflect the profound educational, moral and ethical failures that pervade certain of our elite educational institutions due in large part to their failed leadership.

Don’t take my word for it.

You must watch the following three minutes. By the end, you will be where I am.

They must all resign in disgrace.

If a CEO of one of our companies gave a similar answer, he or she would be toast within the hour.

Why has antisemitism exploded on campus and around the world?

Because of leaders like Presidents Gay, Magill and Kornbluth who believe genocide depends on the context.

To think that these are the leaders of Ivy League institutions that are charged with the responsibility to educate our best and brightest.

On the bright side, our congressional leaders deserve accolades for showing tremendous leadership and moral clarity in their statements, by the questions they asked, and the respectfulness with which they conducted the hearing.

It was a masterclass of how our government and democracy should operate.

If you have time, please watch the entire hearing. Throughout the hearing, the three behaved like hostile witnesses, exhibiting a profound disdain for the Congress with their smiles and smirks, and their outright refusal to answer basic questions with a yes or no answer.

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death spiral imo

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@TheKouk hm what’s the housing density of central athens

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awful. israel must release these minds and hearts immediately

[Amy McQuire @amymcquire]

SMH/The Age executive editor Tory Maguire pictured in a group photo for the Australian Jewish News after her Zionist funded propaganda tour to Israel

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its very important our society doesn’t become divided. how do we all feel about killing half the children

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wow. look at this chilling journal entry found in the rubble "loved supporting atrocities today, can't wait to enable more tomorrow. by the way all the other students in this preschool were doing the atrocities with me too"