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Australia’s least read columnist.

[Humza Yousaf @HumzaYousaf]

My full statement on the horrific, but I am afraid to say, unsurprising attacks in Edinburgh.

Enough of the statements of solidarity from governments. Muslims - across the UK - no longer feel safe in the only country they call home.

Time to face down the peddlers of hate.

[Evan Kirstel #B2B #TechFluencer @EvanKirstel]

@atrupar

[Spring Festival Gala Robot Burros @KurtDecker1]

An Olympic swimmer picked up a piece of detached lining and some other dude grabbed a hose. Serious crimes indeed!

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "The United States Park Police have arrested multiple individuals for vandalizing our Nations magnificent Reflecting Poll. Who would do such a thing? These are very serious crimes having to do with the destruction of National Monuments. Years in jail! Work will begin immediately on its repair. President DJT"

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

British politics since 2010

[cluedont @cluedont]

'What was 2026 like, grandad?'

'It's erm, it's hard to explain'

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

They’re like a real life Terrence and Phillip

[owen @olpafc_]

Wait until this guy sees the Welsh flag

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

I don’t condone soccer, but I cannot wait to send the Australians back to Vienna where they belong

[Ron Baumann @Baumann_Mac]

Go berserk, obliterate, crush the terror. @BenGvirItamar slamming the brakes on the peace process.

[Spring Festival Gala Robot Burros @KurtDecker1]

@CJMurrumbeena There would be another cooker Iwo Jima reenactment in Canberra.

[Spring Festival Gala Robot Burros @KurtDecker1]

@Docsthename The Belgrave one is going to be a wash out by the looks of the weather radar. 😔

[Spring Festival Gala Robot Burros @KurtDecker1]

@n0t_mad_enough @colonelhogans @MikeCarlton01 Has this been approved by the TGA?

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

Actually, they call him a Nazi because he repeatedly gave a Nazi salute on national TV, is trying to start a race war in Europe, and is partially responsible for 14 million deaths due to his interference in the U.S. government.

For all that, no one wants him hurt, just indicted.

[sean bedlam @seanbedlam]

I feel like the Australians who love explaining the concept of monoculture just blinked into existence 72 hours ago. Not only are they very confident using this word in a brand new way, they all rattle off working definitions of it like they're visiting from another reality.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

@elonmusk No it's because you literally did a Nazi salute and promote apartheid and racial inequality.

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

I have never heard of a country invading a neighbor and then calling it unfair that their soldiers died in that invasion. I don’t think any other country ever even thought to make that complaint.

On top of that, Israel now wants to retaliate for its soldiers being killed while invading their neighbor.

This is pure madness. Just leave Lebanon.

[ShiannonCorcoran💉x4 @shiannonc.bsky.social @ShiannonC]

Getup have some new memes to share…

.. because crashing a Pauline Hanson event at the NPC is the gift that keeps on giving.

[Aaron Regunberg @AaronRegunberg]

Is this administration going to kidnap JD Vance off the street and send him uncharged to a federal prison for months, like they’ve done to dozens of people whose literal only crime was saving these exact words?

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

1. I went to Jewish school from kindergarten to 12th grade
2. I come from a deeply Zionist family
3. I’ve been to Israel on a number of occasions, including to places that border the West Bank.

I’m an anti-Israel Jew. It’s a genocidal apartheid state. Sue me

[Omar El-Ayat @oelayat]

“All of Lebanon must burn”

Free Press writer: I’d gently push back on the idea that this is extreme