Jocelyn

professional excel nerd, cat & dog owner and lover of all things shoe-related.

[Jocelyn @runsforbrunch]

what I really love about this is how @FedEx moved my package 60 miles in about 52 hours -- and at the 66 hour mark pushed the delivery date back a third time.

[Jocelyn @runsforbrunch]

i love how @delta will rebook you a flight because of delays, but also change your seat from 2D to 41D even though there are still seats available in 1st…

[Jocelyn @runsforbrunch]

@lyft bold of you to charge me a cancellation fee for the 2 mins of time YOU wasted for a driver who was 10 mins away, when you promised 4. fix your algorithm, that’s not my fault.

[Jocelyn @runsforbrunch]

update: maintenance just boarded to do the equivalent of “turn it off and turn it on again” and magically it’s working. i swear to god did NO ONE try that????

[Jocelyn @runsforbrunch]

hey @united have you every considered testing the emergency lighting on your planes BEFORE boarding and pushing back from the gate? or is this part of the “experience”

[Jocelyn @runsforbrunch]

hey @united have you every considered testing the emergency lighting on your planes BEFORE boarding and pushing back from the gate? or is this part of the “experience”

[Jocelyn @runsforbrunch]

quick reminder that @nyrr doesn’t think fat people run marathons. good luck finding anything in XL this year.

also, way to cheap out on the graphic designer. two thumbs down on the apparel options.

[Jocelyn @runsforbrunch]

@Aetna @AetnaHelp Let me clarify: @Aetna has chosen to classify all NPs and APRNs as specialists, regardless of the services they are providing which allows Aetna to pay less to the provider and puts a greater burden on anyone who sees a NP as their PCP.

the system is broken.

[Jocelyn @runsforbrunch]

hey @Aetna ?? i see a nurse practitioner as my primary care provider. she does all of the things that an MD would do, if i chose to see one as my PCP.

why is my copay higher for an
NP/APRN than the MD for the EXACT SAME SERVICES???

[Jocelyn @runsforbrunch]

hey @waze i’ve gotten a couple speeding tickets before, but i don’t think my @Hyundai can make this happen…

[Jocelyn @runsforbrunch]

@ChaseSupport are y’all refunding ATM fees while yours are down? I tried 2 different locations and still had to pay $3.50 to access my own money from a gas station ATM.

[Jocelyn @runsforbrunch]

lol what the fuck is the MTA doing? their poor employees are just stuck wherever they’ve been dropped and the rest of us are hauling ubers. i do not miss this city.

[Jocelyn @runsforbrunch]

@JumpingTraci @musetteanddrums do you/your fam know anyone?

[Jocelyn @runsforbrunch]

....are they trying to be featured on Munch Squad? is this on purpose? can we eat the soap? @JustinMcElroy @MBMBaM

[Buff City Soap @BuffCitySoap]

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[Jocelyn @runsforbrunch]

*ahem* @JumpingTraci

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

If you come across a bear, never push a slower friend down…even if you feel the friendship has run its course.⁣⁣

[Jocelyn @runsforbrunch]

i moved away from NYC four years ago…and it would be nice if i could finally use my @JetBlue points on partner flights (or literally anything) since they don’t service Louisville, KY at all.

[Jocelyn @runsforbrunch]

Nec audiendi qui solent dicere, Vox populi, vox Dei, quum tumultuositas vulgi semper insaniae proxima sit.
“And those people should not be listened to who keep saying the voice of the people is the voice of God, since the riotousness of the crowd is always very close to madness.”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Vox Populi, Vox Dei

[Jocelyn @runsforbrunch]

hey @FedEx @FedExHelp how come it’s taken 4 days for my @Wayfair package to go….33 miles?

[Jocelyn @runsforbrunch]

hey @usps?? what….what are y’all doing?

[Jocelyn @runsforbrunch]

i love how @BourbonNBeyond is charging for the "privilege" of bringing a lawn chair into the festival. i'd guess at least 85% of your demographic is over 35, and we are too damn old to sit on the ground. this is extortion.

[Jocelyn @runsforbrunch]

hey @Delta how hard is it to make sure the damn jetways are working BEFORE the plane gets to the gate?