Dad's Army was a valuable blueprint for a safe and protected Britain. I think when you reach 70, five years of service in the Home Guard should be mandatory. Otherwise pensioners face arrest or involuntary fruit picking.
@dannywallace But I remember reading and re-reading the reviews in NME decades ago and still not being able to work out if they liked the song or not. Writing in plain English would have helped.
Last time I checked, Hastings was still in the UK.
Perhaps it's because I am at the bottom of a cliff with no UK signal. Or perhaps the Normans have invaded again.