Ruth Spencer

writing, research, lolsmithery

[Ruth Spencer @ruruspencer]

New #womanmagz out now, in which I attempt to take up watercolours. Look at that gorgeous stormy sheep. I did not paint that. 🎨 https://t.co/iwSc4UhyFF

[Ruth Spencer @ruruspencer]

New WOMAN magazine out now in which ludicrous things with oranges are attempted in hope of being a bit more like Princess Di. #womanmagz https://t.co/6NpK68tqUc

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Teaser for my next #reinvention column in @womanmagnz 🍊✨Feb issue out soon https://t.co/i2UP0nZEtQ

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In which I don’t help you with parenting small children in lockdown xx https://t.co/R6sziSum2G

[Ruth Spencer @ruruspencer]

@teradar What a way to find out

[Jono Rees @jonorees]

@NZInlandRevenue @LuzZuniga8 Definitely @NZInlandRevenue not ISPs, climate change, Iran's military or Russian hackers....

[Ruth Spencer @ruruspencer]

@matty1000000 @teradar I mean they’re my clothes soooo 😍

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@Ajkiwi @rhysiedarby What was I watching?

[Melanie Bracewell @meladoodle]

Pretty messed up that I haven't been asked to present an award for the VNZMAs yet. This is my purpose in life. Let me live.

[Ruth Spencer @ruruspencer]

@kimknightnz How would you nibble around the clover if it was hidden with butter

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@Tim_Batt Breadxit

[Ruth Spencer @ruruspencer]

I wrote a guide to the night sky and I didn’t even mention Uranus https://t.co/7gXtjKhW9s

[Ruth Spencer @ruruspencer]

@pacodylan @ringo_starrrr @tom_weise I thought it was ‘in every freaky disco’. :(

[Ruth Spencer @ruruspencer]

@kimknightnz What a coincidence, we had egg sphere with pork floss for tea

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@jk_rowling Snapes on a splain

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@TFaddy @EnzerEnzer @nzherald It was reported the driver initially pulled over and then drove away

[Ruth Spencer @ruruspencer]

The man it splaineth on the just and the unjust

[Ruth Spencer @ruruspencer]

@matty1000000 Hello?

[Ruth Spencer @ruruspencer]

A ‘Where Are They Now’ show but for socks and pens

[Ruth Spencer @ruruspencer]

These used to be in the local Farm Park maze. A maze for children. Still a better kids facility than Camp Trump.