Russell McDowell

[Russell McDowell @russmcdowell]

.@DollyParton, this is my 7 year old daughter Lucy. She’s a fan of yours and went as you for Halloween at school this year. Here she is taking the #JoleneChallenge. Lucy says, “I love you! You’re a great singer! And I listen to you on Dolly Parton’s America.”

[Russell McDowell @russmcdowell]

@ravenousreader I’m curious what sport your husband played?

[Russell McDowell @russmcdowell]

@clairecmc Ehhh… I have that face on my Apple Watch

[Russell McDowell @russmcdowell]

Waiting to board a flight in Charlotte, I saw this kid wearing a t-shirt that said what I figured was her hometown in big bold letters. So, I was like, where’s Virginity Rocks? Here in North Carolina?

[Amy Siskind @Amy_Siskind]

😂😅🤣

[Russell McDowell @russmcdowell]

@GeoRebekah Don’t do it, Abdul!

[Russell McDowell @russmcdowell]

Transgender surgery on illegal aliens who are in jail? That’s my favorite GG Allin song!

[Russell McDowell @russmcdowell]

@MrT any relation to you?

[Russell McDowell @russmcdowell]

She likes to globe
I like to globe
We’re all globing, you guys

[Russell McDowell @russmcdowell]

@WSJPodcasts, I love The Journal Podcast. Excellent reporting and stories! But, do we have to hear 4 times a day why Selinia vaccinates her daughter? Vaccines are great - we get it. Pretty sure I’ve heard that commercial no fewer than 6,000 times.

[Russell McDowell @russmcdowell]

@amazonfiretv, why do you constantly need to update my remote? I feel like it never really updates, just blocks my screen with this message for way longer than “1 to 2 minutes”

[The author, Séamas O'Reilly @shockproofbeats]

I'd love to get in touch with Emilio Esteves. Does anyone have his emailio addressteves?

[Russell McDowell @russmcdowell]

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[Russell McDowell @russmcdowell]

@BenEKeithFoods Ok, but please don’t block a one way alley during sxsw. Thanks!

[Russell McDowell @russmcdowell]

@sharonjoy76 @markmcconville Ahh… that pleases the lord

[Russell McDowell @russmcdowell]

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[Russell McDowell @russmcdowell]

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[Russell McDowell @russmcdowell]

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[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

OH SHIT!! GO SIS!!

[Russell McDowell @russmcdowell]

@SusannaHoffs I knew it!

[Russell McDowell @russmcdowell]

@grandecom Internet is down at my place. I’m in zip code 78757 -close to Burnet and Justin