meatier showers ™

Who controls the past now controls the future
Who controls the present now controls the past

[Little Bubby Child @lilbubbychild]

take care of ye self now...drawing by @RoundBarnes !

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Best one so far

[psychotronica @psychotronica_]

work is done
🤑sound on🤑

[90sManiax @90sManiax]

Zeke the Plumber 🪠 👻

Salute Your Shorts (1991)

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

In my morning radio days I used to have a pair of “Shittin Shoes” I kept at work I would switch into so no one would know it was me in the stall.

[John Foley @2008Philz]

Labor unions in 1938 be like

[Anna Krivolapova @AnaKrivolapova]

The Pennsylvania in me recognizes and honors the Pennsylvania in you

[meatier showers ™ @rusted_chain]

@emmma_camp_ @WSJFreeEx

[Nαтe Blαncнeтт @NateBlanchett]

Me getting drunk and describing Bugs Bunny to whoever sits next to me on the bus

[sam parker @samprkr]

You may not like or understand it but Marie Gleusenkamp Perez is doing what it takes to win in a Trump district

[meatier showers ™ @rusted_chain]

@bartlebytaco Simon and Garfunkel. At the zoo.

[frick @gofrickurself]

It is with heavy balls that I announce that

[michael 🙆🏻‍♂️ goldsmith @mgoldsm]

[michael stipe voice]

if you believe
they put a crab in rangoon

[erin chack @ErinChack]

Met a dog at a cafe and the owner told me the dog was deaf and blind. “Old Helen Yeller,” I said. She didn't like that.

[Schwibz @schwibz]

coworker just tripped and smashed his coffee mug into the printer and said “that’s baseball”

[Thomas White @len0killer]

My uncle performed the first Minion autopsy out near Marietta. Year was ‘89. Thick, thick skin, like a boar’s. Downstairs was all cloaca. Kevin still visits the grave

[meatier showers ™ @rusted_chain]

@shesrightshow Can't take you seriously with those goddamn glasses, let alone your garbage takes.

[sitka @sitkapetrodolla]

Jimothy as a baby in my friend’s backyard

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

There’s worms in the beef and there is poop on the lettuce and tomato. Cheese isn’t real and the ketchup gives you cancer. They’ve ruined the burger. And we just watched.