counter strike is a beautiful game because it's basically a mixture of chess and gambling. however, low-level play is indistinguishable from a dream where you are punching someone and your fists turn to marshmallows
seal videos always look like they’re just sopping wet freaks with no clue what’s going on, sea lions are always screaming and dancing, and then walruses kinda just walk around and chill like they’re normal guys
My final solution to the software industry: lock developers in cages with an unlimited supply of pizza and coffee, and give them each one of these equipped with 4GB of RAM, a spinning HDD, and a 10mbps internet connection.
Leave them there until software is good.
“Ok so this tweet says: ‘white people be like I got my dad into Coil’.”
(My friend who is hospitalized and slowly losing his eyesight) “hey thanks man. I really appreciate you reading these to me.”