rustikVFX

bugs are probably like twitter
for cats

[PSF | LeafGob Gob Sahur™, General Secretary of X🪂 @EnkiWoundJob]

i can’t even top 1!

[narancia gaming @naranciagaming]

first they came for the immigrants,
and i did not speak out because i was ignoring the news for mental health reasons

[Brendan Karet @bad_takes]

counter strike is a beautiful game because it's basically a mixture of chess and gambling. however, low-level play is indistinguishable from a dream where you are punching someone and your fists turn to marshmallows

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

seal videos always look like they’re just sopping wet freaks with no clue what’s going on, sea lions are always screaming and dancing, and then walruses kinda just walk around and chill like they’re normal guys

[emi @vxmpcore_]

i bet it feels so good to be a cat and headbutt a person u love

[ms. paige victoria ♡ 🍋 @citrusgirlpaige]

ok

[isabel ᢉ𐭩 @uyunmoe]

the people in my class are really funny but i can’t laugh because ill look like dis

[moss .𖥔 ݁ ˖ @mossyseals]

CAN YOU SHUT UP……ah thank you- AGHHHHHHHHH STOPPPPPPPP

[Codex @iamCodexxx]

Console players trash talking in chat after the game

[alyssa 🦭 @mistapussy]

why didn’t the knicks put yuki on the court????? she’s literally their best player… 🫩 #AlwaysKnicks

[Supplementaries @Supplementariez]

mirrorception

[tom crisp @tomjc09]

what a website

[ًً @7i__g]

i love when people say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe

[AC @saveusculture]

My final solution to the software industry: lock developers in cages with an unlimited supply of pizza and coffee, and give them each one of these equipped with 4GB of RAM, a spinning HDD, and a 10mbps internet connection.

Leave them there until software is good.

[seiya @systole_]

I don’t want to download a dating app I want to act crazy in the sand

[august @regularaugust]

“Ok so this tweet says: ‘white people be like I got my dad into Coil’.”

(My friend who is hospitalized and slowly losing his eyesight) “hey thanks man. I really appreciate you reading these to me.”

[ちぼ @KomoChibo]

『んがっ』

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[cory @coolmathgame_]

dentist after examining my teeth: [frowning] i don’t like this [taking his tools out of my mouth] i don’t like teeth anymore