life, according to justin

rusty daggerz

[life, according to justin @rustinjamirez]

ALL. DOGS. ARE. PUPPIES.

[Roshan Rinaldi @Roshan_Rinaldi]

Elmo says he gets really upset when people post videos of him giving the Nazi salute.

So whatever you do- DO NOT RETWEET THIS:

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Imagine how dumb you'd have to be to trust Donald Trump 🤣

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

Trump’s solution to water in California: “All they have to do is turn the valve.” 🥴

Here are some facts about California water, and it doesn’t involve just turning on a valve so that water can flow south to Los Angeles.

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

if you still support trump after the last few days you are not just anti-american, you are anti-human.

[life, according to justin @rustinjamirez]

@LolaIsabellaa55 @chloesfilm @am_cinematheque @BeyondFest @Ameliahalleen5 I also need a ticket 🙏

[Smash Mouth @smashmouth]

Steve Harwell was a true American Original. A larger than life character who shot up into the sky like a Roman candle. Steve will be remembered for his unwavering focus and impassioned determination to reach the heights of pop stardom.
Rest in peace knowing you aimed for the stars, and magically hit your target. Rest easy,

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

🚨TEST!🚨 I am being shawobaned PLEASE RT if you see this test message @HBO @netflix @Showtime

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

TAKE A MINUTE OF YOUR DAY TO BE NICE TO SOMEONE YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

WHOEVER LET THE DOGS OUT CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF

[life, according to justin @rustinjamirez]

Can’t wait for the new Quentin Torreto movie.

[Motorhead @BradMunchen]

Imagine the head of the China Passenger Car Association saying this about your company.

$TSLA

https://t.co/YQSewueTiI

[life, according to justin @rustinjamirez]

Super Bowl halftime show brought to you by those little babybel cheeses

[life, according to justin @rustinjamirez]

I swear to god if we lose another junior mythbuster this year I’m gonna lose it

[life, according to justin @rustinjamirez]

@ChrisNicholsLA @bornferal @velaslavasay Check out https://t.co/YxNMr8T0Dp a site I made that streams Huell eps

[David C Bell @MovieHooligan]

Hey remember when Elon Musk said that someone attacked a car with his kid because of that account that tracked his jet and used it to justify banning several journalists? Well that was a complete lie.

https://t.co/n7DUXfYmaW

[life, according to justin @rustinjamirez]

@Flossafy Bahn mi is a good way to force them in

[Mike Hanford @MikeHanford]

To all you Loises… find your Peter.
To all you Peters… be good to your Lois.