Rusty Reynolds

Previous Teague Travis stand, now a broken man

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Hey @australia fuck u mate

[Emanuel Quiñones @EQuinones6310]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.

[SEC Baseball @SECbaseball]

Seeing current players’ childhood photos come from the “new” stadium and not Rosenblatt

[Arrogant Nation✌🏻 @FightOnRusty]

we do this

[Rusty Reynolds @rusty_reynold]

@GradyCash05 Did you notice that the finish for today's guy was incorrect?

[Rusty Reynolds @rusty_reynold]

@GableGame Today's GableGame was incorrect. Chance Lamer finished 4th in the 2026 NCAA wrestling Championships not 5th.

[The Wrestling Room (Pat Mineo) @MrPatMineo]

This kid Tucker Perl is a whole vibe. 💪🏼
#TuckTheTruck #SpongeBobWrestler

[Drew @ChiefsRetard]

Now this is just disrespectful to the game I love. Look what the Savannah Bananas are doing now.

[Drew @ChiefsRetard]

@rusty_reynold Find your inner pirate blows any of these “media” companies out of the water

[Rusty Reynolds @rusty_reynold]

@ChiefsRetard aren’t you on a podcast that is based out of a mid-western mother’s basement?

[Drew @ChiefsRetard]

Chiefs media is a total embarrassment

KCSN doing twister & ranking power rangers

RGR football engaging with the dumbest comments imagineable because they gave $1

I’ll never tune into red beardo

Literally everyone else streams from their moms basement

[Drew @ChiefsRetard]

Uh oh…. Hey @rusty_reynold how does WAR sound right about now?

[Rusty Reynolds @rusty_reynold]

@ChiefsRetard I am ready to take on the Satanic Pedophiles that run the world and Marjor shipping lanes! I will use the same tactics at the lizard people used on 9/11 to take down Tower 7

[Caj @cajacs]

The worst Masters of my lifetime

[Rusty Reynolds @rusty_reynold]

@Ostateman2 @BuffalOKstate Dude either needs to come to the table with solutions or hush it up. Only negatives server no one.

[Rusty Reynolds @rusty_reynold]

@ChiefsRetard Bro is going to Easter service for the wrong reasons.

[Rusty Reynolds @rusty_reynold]

@dynasty_defined Until this statue of JW Walsh is at top the stadium, then there should be no more statues.

[Rusty Reynolds @rusty_reynold]

@TheCradleZone Is he coming to Norman?

[Rusty Reynolds @rusty_reynold]

@TheCradleZone Don and Heindselman not making the list is wild

[Rusty Reynolds @rusty_reynold]

@ChiefsRetard @AdamSchefter Sounds like you are signing with the union, be a boot licker. Rockefeller for life

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Will not be commenting in the Tiger Woods story untill we hear from Mike Gundy