Shane

25 // I don’t know dude

[LUX @oldmanlux]

When the joke stops being funny and the shadows take over

[Shane @rustyrectangle]

@LeesiBB FACTS

[Shane @rustyrectangle]

Gotta be one of the funniest screenshots I have rn

[Raven @ravens_n_crows]

I will ALWAYS love the way he switches his accent to voice Peter

[matty monroe🥤 @MonrovianPrince]

this is why when someone asks if they can bum a cigarette, I usually abide because who knows if they’re actually a God in disguise?

[🖐️ @killguapo]

when yo airpods die at planet fitness and they start playing coldplay remixes while ur on the stairmaster

[Shane @rustyrectangle]

@Mewwniis

[Shane @rustyrectangle]

@folkloreemind I’ve made a playlist called “I like this song” and whenever I shuffle through all my favorited songs. Some songs will pop up that I forgot about that I used to love and I’ll add it to that playlist. So that playlist is full of random songs from random genres

[Sunny Giron 🇨🇦🇬🇱 @sunny_giron]

We can live without data centres and billionaires but we can’t live without water

[ゴールデンブヒ @goldenbuhi2020]

本日のお浸かり
皆さま、本日もおつかりさまです

[Brittany Hughes @RealBrittHughes]

Hey @Netflix: The first season has 10 episodes and you binge it in a week. The second season airs three years later with 8 episodes that come out in two random chunks six weeks apart for no reason. And by the time it airs, you've forgotten the first season anyway and it's not worth the time to go back and rewatch it.

There. Just saved you a crapton of consulting money. You're welcome.

[Shirrako @ShirrakoGaming]

Consoles have no reason to exist without physical games.

[27. @dimvji]

so this shyness thing doesn't go away with age huh

[Shane @rustyrectangle]

Bro this heat can’t be the same heat we grew up with

[Lyth ♠️ @Lytherian]

We should talk about William Dafoe Green Goblin the way we talk about Heath Ledgers Joker. A generational performance

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. Summer. It is 95 degrees outside, and I am shivering inside a sandwich shop.

I have discovered how Americans forge strong souls.

Outside, the sun is trying to kill everyone. Inside this small restaurant, it is winter. My breath does not fog, but it is thinking about it. A man near me is eating a cold sandwich while wearing a jacket. In summer. Indoors.

In Japan we would simply turn it down. Americans do not turn it down. And now I understand them better than they understand themselves.

This cold is not an accident. This cold is a gift.

The owner has built, inside his shop, a second season. He invites you in from the brutal heat and hands you the one thing the sun has denied you all day: a reason to be cold. To endure it is to be tempered. You walk in soft and sweating. You walk out sharp and clear, a slightly stronger person than you were.

So I did not complain. I removed my outer layer and offered it to the woman at the next table, who was hugging herself. She said, "Oh, no, I'm fine, thank you." She was not fine. Her lips were blue. But she, too, understood the training. She would not break first. I respected her deeply.

The owner asked if everything was okay.

"It is perfect," I said, through my teeth, which were chattering. "Thank you for the winter."

He said, "...I can turn the AC down if you want?"

I told him no. A man does not ask the mountain to be shorter.

I stayed two hours. I ordered a hot coffee to survive. Then a second one, to hold. By the end I could no longer feel my hands, but my spirit had never been clearer.

So now, on the hottest days, I seek out the coldest rooms. I sit. I shiver. I sharpen.

And when I finally step back out into the summer heat, and it wraps around me like a warm bath, I feel it.

Reborn.

A man who has survived the winter, in August, indoors, for the price of a sandwich.

[KUSO 🔞 URAGONER gamedev @kuso_otoko]

no, whales are cool, I just didn’t expect them to be chinese