J. Howard "Rusty" Prazynki (Shark)

Gotham City's premiere criminal lawyer. I handle everything from mesothelioma to murder. You got it, I'll bite!

(OC - DCRP - MV)

[J. Howard "Rusty" Prazynki (Shark) @rustysharklaw]

❝Drowning in legal trouble? Call the shark!❞ J. Howard "Rusty" Prazynki (Shark)
- DCRP
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[J. Howard "Rusty" Prazynki (Shark) @rustysharklaw]

@daedalians What the hell? Where's this comin' from? You gone sour while I've been gone, Doc!
*A wind too cold for June rushes past them with Rusty quietly realizing Gray could be right about what waits behind closed doors.*
You wanna go in an' see what kinda crime scene we're dealin' with?

[J. Howard "Rusty" Prazynki (Shark) @rustysharklaw]

Still thinkin' 'bout it.

[J. Howard "Rusty" Prazynki (Shark) @rustysharklaw]

Thinkin' 'bout doin' a podcast. How hard could it be?

[J. Howard "Rusty" Prazynki (Shark) @rustysharklaw]

@daedalians Yeah, ah... thank you, Rusty.

*He seems distracted by something, thoughts preoccupied as they stand outside of 667 Park Row Suite B.*

Y'know, I ain't been in the office in three years. It's probably fulla spiders and- *he clears his throat* /the unhoused/.

[J. Howard "Rusty" Prazynki (Shark) @rustysharklaw]

@daedalians That sucks.

*Rusty's recently closed briefcase flops open again, spilling a disproportionate amount of Chex Mix into the already existing pile of Chex mix.*

God damn it!

[J. Howard "Rusty" Prazynki (Shark) @rustysharklaw]

@daedalians Argentina. I ain't sayin' no more.

*Rusty angrily kicks a rye bagel chip that landed near his shoe.*

What 'bout you, Doc? Whatcha been up to?

[J. Howard "Rusty" Prazynki (Shark) @rustysharklaw]

@daedalians *The briefcase Rusty is holding suddenly flops open
spilling Chex mix at Gray's feet.*

Don't tell no body 'bout that.

[J. Howard "Rusty" Prazynki (Shark) @rustysharklaw]

@daedalians Too late! I already got some a them RGB microphones off a truck. Got a couple 'a steaks off that truck, too.

[J. Howard "Rusty" Prazynki (Shark) @rustysharklaw]

Day after Juneteenth, who's goin' with me to get some discount decor for next year?

[J. Howard "Rusty" Prazynki (Shark) @rustysharklaw]

@VERSCHLEIERTE You kiddin? Tryin' a give 'em one a my business cards and this is the thanks I get!

[J. Howard "Rusty" Prazynki (Shark) @rustysharklaw]

This is gettin' too spooky for me!

[J. Howard "Rusty" Prazynki (Shark) @rustysharklaw]

@daedalians I ain't got time to do all that, Doc.

[J. Howard "Rusty" Prazynki (Shark) @rustysharklaw]

I hear voices and they tell me to do stuff but I don't do it though.

[J. Howard "Rusty" Prazynki (Shark) @rustysharklaw]

What cha goin' for as Halloween?

[J. Howard "Rusty" Prazynki (Shark) @rustysharklaw]

I got bus beans on my court tie.

[J. Howard "Rusty" Prazynki (Shark) @rustysharklaw]

Who wanna come over and hit this COVID shaped piñata? I got it on discount. Might be fulla ants.

[J. Howard "Rusty" Prazynki (Shark) @rustysharklaw]

#feelingood #TGIF

[J. Howard "Rusty" Prazynki (Shark) @rustysharklaw]

I gotta get home an' get home fast; Mildred's makin' buttered hotdogs.

[J. Howard "Rusty" Prazynki (Shark) @rustysharklaw]

Court tomorrow! I hate court. Gotta do the court voice, an' that's hard.

[J. Howard "Rusty" Prazynki (Shark) @rustysharklaw]

@malpractitioned Hour an a half? That how long you think I'm gonna talk for? Not everybody gotta convey their thoughts in manifesto format, Crusty. 30 minutes, tops! I'm a busy man.

[J. Howard "Rusty" Prazynki (Shark) @rustysharklaw]

Thinkin' 'bout doin' a podcast. How hard could it be?