Rutger L. Kipling

Pseudologist Pro Tem

[Trumpbloodbath @trumpbloodbath]

DURRRR I'M THOMAS MASSIE AND I VOTED AGAINST MASS DEPORTATIONS BECAUSE I'M FINANCIALLY RESPONSIBLE DURRR

[Rutger L. Kipling @rutgerkipling]

@woman0fwise Why aren't any women denying that they don't block their rapists, though?

[Rutger L. Kipling @rutgerkipling]

@SykesFredd62684 @BStondentious I was thinking John Ratzenberger

[Rutger L. Kipling @rutgerkipling]

What a bunch of pussies.

[GB Politics @GBPolitcs]

🚨NEW: Sikhs in Southampton say they are too scared to leave their homes, being called p***'s, and told "you don't need to be here" amid the Henry Nowak case

[@thetimes]

[Rutger L. Kipling @rutgerkipling]

@trumpbloodbath @MoshiMoshiMoan I am a Pirate King! and it is, it is a glorious thing to be a Pirate King.

Hurrah for the Pirate King.

[Rutger L. Kipling @rutgerkipling]

@PlisskenPatriot Can you do another killer meme tweet explaining to them how they should have responded if they weren't doing exactly what this tweet convicts them of?

[Rutger L. Kipling @rutgerkipling]

@AmanitaVirosa2 Was this in Auschwitz?

[Rutger L. Kipling @rutgerkipling]

@DrInsensitive What if courthouses had Shape Store franchises just inside the entry doors?

[Rutger L. Kipling @rutgerkipling]

@NormanDodd_knew "Imperishable-body Mommy, tell me the story again about how you killed me so my younger brothers could be born."

[Rutger L. Kipling @rutgerkipling]

@NormanDodd_knew Here's mine, which *if you accept the premise* stands against all attack.
https://t.co/62juc5vqz0

[Rutger L. Kipling @rutgerkipling]

Christians believe that we will all be resurrected into new imperishable bodies. Based on that belief, Christians have only one starting point for thinking about abortion, even of those babies who are so terribly deformed they will immediately die.

[Rutger L. Kipling @rutgerkipling]

@trumpbloodbath women should make a Yelplike for communizing girltalk about the rapists that they did block.

[Rutger L. Kipling @rutgerkipling]

This true way of thinking extends to forms of contraception that prevent a baby from attaching to the uterine wall.

[Rutger L. Kipling @rutgerkipling]

"You are going to meet that person you aborted after the General Resurrection."

[Rutger L. Kipling @rutgerkipling]

If there is a situation where delivering naturally will injure the mother, and the baby cannot survive, would you want to tell him about how you cut him into pieces and vacuumed him out? I don't know if such cases can be induced, but if so, hold the boy while he dies.

[Rutger L. Kipling @rutgerkipling]

Christians believe that we will all be resurrected into new imperishable bodies. Based on that belief, Christians have only one starting point for thinking about abortion, even of those babies who are so terribly deformed they will immediately die.

[Rutger L. Kipling @rutgerkipling]

Downies obviously shouldn't be aborted. But what about a baby that simply will not be able to live outside the womb? Do you want to be able to tell him, during the What's Next, about how he was born, and how you held him close to you until he died?

[Rutger L. Kipling @rutgerkipling]

I spelled all this out only because there may be some dumbass aneuploid libertarian who doesn't get it immediately, like all normal non-clevers will.

[Rutger L. Kipling @rutgerkipling]

A government has only three directly-legitimate interests: protecting borders, protecting titled property ownership, and protecting the lives of the good. (Non-titled property protection falls under the third, as the good slay the evil).

[Rutger L. Kipling @rutgerkipling]

@Rothbardian_AC Realtalk solution: minimum period between sales of any share of anything is one month.

[Rutger L. Kipling @rutgerkipling]

But any stock purchase that needs to be protected by some form of government certification of legitimacy may obviously then be subject to that government's rules for orderly transfer. Including the month per share delay.