Ruthie

disabled bisexual goat farmer. she/her Australian/Pākehā. On Ngarrindjeri land

[Timps ❤ and 4 others @timpa]

@kymtje Trees evolved LONG before bacteria and stuff that could rot them. So at some point in dinosaur times dead trees just... Lay on the ground doing nothing for a few thousand years til mechanical processes broke them apart. Hence petrified wood!

[Ruthie @ruthlessjoy]

My brother just walked into my house to me screaming ‘I’m going to burn it to the ground’. Im mad that bunnings calls star droppers Ultraposts & that the measurement is in cm. Like, I’m actually furious.

[Ruthie @ruthlessjoy]

Anytime someone passes away, from old age, regardless of how I feel about it I say ‘gone too soon’ & laugh because @HorrorSwan lives rent free in my head & we’re both monsters.

[Ruthie @ruthlessjoy]

I am so mad about time zones! How dare my friends live in ones different from me! Anyway, seems it’s PMDD o’clock, so I’ll be mad about time zones for about a week.

[Ruthie @ruthlessjoy]

I accidentally matched the tractor today.

[Ruthie @ruthlessjoy]

Got to watch a partial necropsy on a 12 week old goat today. It was cool and gross.

[Ruthie @ruthlessjoy]

The money I would pay to not be constantly aware of my own tongue.

[Ruthie @ruthlessjoy]

Inspired by @icaruspendragon I went & got a tattoo. I didnt agonized over it, I didnt hunt imperfection in my art, I didnt question if I deserved it. I put that meaningful chaos on my body, & I’ve laughed at it everyday since. It’s me & Claire on acid at the beach in 2004. Love.

[Ruthie @ruthlessjoy]

Listening to HAMOFOPs is like that first big breath after an anxiety attack where you remember that air exists & that you’ll be ok. Also you can call them HamiFOPs in your head & no one can stop you. It’s cuter that way.

[Ruthie @ruthlessjoy]

@DayanBallweg Smooch her immediately for me.

[Ruthie @ruthlessjoy]

The lady I WISH was my wife remains a SUPERSTAR! *ecstatic pterodactyl noises*

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

I can't stop laughing about this friendzoned goat

[Ruthie @ruthlessjoy]

I just chased a fox through 2 paddocks screaming and waving my arms. About half way I realised all of my goats were running behind me. I think I just unlocked something inside me. I’m puffed out but feel very cool.

[Val @VK_HM]

Guy who makes his own versions of movies where he just adds snoring noises to make it seem like dead characters are just sleeping

[Adam ™ Ford @adamTford]

Anyone else see a pickle on a ham sandwich?

[Dr Clara Nellist @claranellist]

As a bi person, I'm used to being accused of just not being able to make up my mind.

That's why this Pride month, I'm partnering with wave-particle duality...