sayantist

science 💎⚗️🌡️💊🔬and food🍟🍔🍧🍝
Here to laugh too 🤪

[julius Gitts @Julius_Gitts]

"Tunawaomba muwe na subira sahani ziko kwa lorry ya Heha movers zinaletwa"

[Dr. Riziki🌜👩🏽‍⚕️🧘🏽‍♀️ @_mpekethu_]

Daily reminder to pay your mamafua and casual workers on time. I hate this, “si ni mia tatu tu, mbona anashinda amenipigia” mentality. 500 bob to you equals clean clothes. For her it’s three meals for her family. Usikuwe mtu bladifackin.

[sayantist @ruthmwethya]

Naona watu wanaingia kwa gari sahii kama wamelewa😂🤣kwani mlichukua off ya Monday nyinyi wote na hamkusema?

[Pabló Escobar @ed_kemboi]

I realised hiyo kitu inaitwa mapenzi, haitaki akili nyingi. 😭😭

[sayantist @ruthmwethya]

@ed_kemboi 😂😂😂🤣

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the AUDACITY of my body to be tired after i gave it 8 hours of sleep. like bro i gave you everything.

[Sameer @oosafarnama]

I honestly cannot stress this enough but please start living & enjoying your life. Your life is passing by daily and all you’re doing is working, paying bills, & overthinking stuff you can't change. Start taking trips and treating yourself. Have fun with this life. You only get 1

[GB 🪄 @Gbdaniel001]

When you arrive at a lying competition but the competitor lied about the venue

[NOVA @UTDqueen]

HR ameambia Gen Z kwa interview starting salary ni 20K nikaskia ameuliza kama ni per week
😂 Thekete

[sayantist @ruthmwethya]

@irrizwarririz 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣eeiii hii imenimaliza

[sayantist @ruthmwethya]

I passed my driving test and I'm now licensed. Wow super happy 🥳 school fees nilitumia school fees vizuri and I had the best driving instructor too!

[PreacherKid 🇰🇪🇬🇧 @ItsGregy_]

In 2024 one of my friends pushed us to get our driving licenses and we all did. Last year one of us bought a car, and yesterday we added another one to the crew. Sahi weekends ni “tunaingia na yako ama yangu?” 😊 Growth is beautiful, man. Keep showing up. Itajipa.

[captain CHARISMA 🇰🇪 @luhyaheat]

If you and your girl don’t have a Valentine’s plan yet I’d love to host you at Kodong’s valentine show
I could meet you and your girlfriend after the show for a few snaps👊🏾
Your tweet absolutely made my day! Lmk

[t. @thandoau]

a high paying job in a healthy environment with sound benefits and one that still allows me to pursue my hobbies. amen.

[At🍹s🦩 -i sell bnbs @atieno_21]

We are healing as Africans, Homestead, are now hiring catering services during this season instead of overworking their daughters' in-law.
And I'm truly loving it!

[Dee @__dee__m]

2026 owes me my big girl career. One that comes with financial stability, career progression, occasional travel, a good work environment and great colleagues

[Miyanne.🌺 @__tucci__]

Asake,Solfest, Blankets all happening this weekend

Meanwhile me:

[Sheila of the Most High @sheilatebra]

God pleeeeeaase a last minute miracle that will bang like mad!!!!!!!!!

[sayantist @ruthmwethya]

@mumbimumbzW 🤣🤣🤣yooh

[She ghost(s)🌸💓 @itz_Njeriii]

I think I'm having an idk what crisis. Nataka kujifunza a lot at the same time 😭. coding, Sewing, hairdressing, woodwork, painting, stock market... The list is Loong omdss😩