Ruth Warhurst

[Sydney Urbanek @sydurbanek]

I’ve never met a medical receptionist that I believed wanted me to live

[Rei @rlevi]

yeah

[Vittorio @vittorioangelon]

What a relief, thanks lads

[Eleanor Neale @ELEANORXNEALE]

Her tampon was forced so impossibly deep into her that it had to be removed with forceps at the hospital

[Dr Fat Baby Browen @KorgTheBronan]

One time I reported a robbery to the police and they asked me what I expected them to do about it

[Brad @bradyates_]

huge news for people who had dinner at miller and carter tonight

[Señorita Pasternak @misspasternak]

Habemus Papam.

[Leah Dionne @leahdionne__]

This is peak liberalism, doing a bit of sign language at the same time as taking away the dignity of the disabled across the country

[Kenny🔆⏹️ @gaslightyourmom]

“Hey man are you into crypto” I hope the water in your body evaporates all at once

[Cat Mom 🐈‍⬛ @arocxo]

He has literally contributed to those statistics by being a rapist.

[kendall roy’s second wife @princekendalll]

two earnest kings coming together to maximize their joint sincerity

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

can you please delete this you are humiliating him

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Seasonal depression “isn’t real” until you get a warm day in February and realize you’ve been dead inside for months

[Friendly Neighborhood Comrade @SpiritofLenin]

“You can cuss out colonialism, imperialism, and all other kinds of ism, but it's hard for you to cuss that dollarism. When they drop those dollars on you, your soul goes.”

— Malcolm X

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

Hi I'm also autistic but I don't do nazi salutes because I'm not a nazi hope this helps

[Miffy @miffythegamer]

I don’t think a convicted woman beater should have the right to run for the office of London Mayor.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

New Banksy just dropped.