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18, IDF
There's no cure for being a cunt.

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#GirlOnTheTrain Awesome book. Yas bitch yas

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Waitress stories: No sir, regular-big isn't a coffee size here. But please, get mad at me.

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Waitress stories: spilling a milkshake in front of 60 people is especially fun when you slip in it too..

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Waitress stories: 3 people actually left a 40% tip and a bit o' weed. (Not on purpose)

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So sad I missed #louisck in Israel this summer, I was in basic training :(

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#ThingsISayAfterSex oh yeah, i just started my period- don't turn on the light..

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#ThingsISayAfterSex those 30 seconds were great, i swear!

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#ThingsISayAfterSex ..Doesn't matter, he's unconscience.

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@GRRMspeaking Hey, big #SOIAF fan. Q: What does patchface mean when he says "under the sea"????????????

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@GRRMspeaking Hey, big #SOIAF fan. Q: What does patchface mean when he says "under the sea"????????????

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#WeNeedHarryPotterGO I would play the shit out of that

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#WeNeedHarryPotterGO !!! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

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@GameOfThrones LOVING season 6

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@amyschumer you are such an inspiration <3

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#DangerousWomanTonight will give me life. Always trust the queen @ArianaGrande

[Brandon Calvillo @BJCalvillo]

If God exists, then he's like the guy who hears domestic violence happening in the apartment next to him and says "Ah, it's probably fine"

[Brandon Calvillo @BJCalvillo]

Why is it a big deal that there may be gay characters in the next Star Wars film? Just make them cool characters, who cares if they're gay?

[Brandon Calvillo @BJCalvillo]

I never got why people at church pass around a bowl to give money to God. What does God need money for? He gotta pay off his car insurance?

[Rüt♪ ❤ @RutPie]

Women's secrets: Cursing a man behind his back because he won't text them first/reply fast enough/make the first move.

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(Some)women: men objectify us all the time!
Internet: Chris Hemsworth movies rated by his hotness!/Theo James is hubby goals cuz he's hot!